Monday, April 28, 2014

Nickelodeon publish curse words on website

By +Tina Cruris

Nickelodeon, the worldwide kids entertainment giant, have found themselves in hot water over a word-search published on their popular website which contained a barrage of foul language. - page not available

Random Penguin Fact #59

Random Penguin Fact
Random Penguin Fact

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Justin Bieber to be deported

By +Alexa Rankin

Multi-million selling teen pop idol and world renowned trouble maker, Justin Bieber, could be deported from US soil according to a source in the immigration services. He is currently being detained by immigration officials after touching down at LAX following his flight from Japan.

Bieber detained at LAX
Bieber attempts to escape lax security

Friday, April 25, 2014

World Penguin Day

By +Ian C

Once again April 25th rolls around and we celebrate World Penguin Day. [WPD 2013] The Penguin is (mostly) the only animal which has a World Day all to itself. Have you ever heard of 'World Caterpillar Day' or 'World Lesser Long Eared Bat Day'? No, and with good reason. Penguins rock and all the other animals don't. Someone did try to start a World Lion Day last year on August 10th  but it won't last.

World Lion Day vs World Penguin Day
"Lions are big and dumb and don't deserve a day"

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Captain America - World's Lamest Superhero

By +Brad Naylor

I felt it necessary to follow up on a comment from one of our readers on my Top 10 Superheroes post. A person calling himself Steve Rogers said "What about Captain America. He is an awesome superhero. He would kick anyone's ass." Well that's bullshit. Captain America is probably the worst superhero in the world. In my opinion he barely qualifies as a hero, without the 'super' prefix.

Steve Rogers is blowing Captain America's horn
Steve Rogers raving about Captain America

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Can you name 5 Steven Seagal movies?

By +Alexa Rankin

Actor, producer and writer Steven Seagal has just celebrated his 62nd birthday and his 362nd pound this April. Many of you may know that Steven Seagal is an actor and some of you may even know that he is a seventh dan blackbelt in Aikido. "Aikido is the wussiest of all martial arts; there are no offensive skills, it's all about dodging attacks and throwing the attacker using his own body weight and momentum. It requires very little physical strength."

Aikido: Martial Arts for Retirees
Aikido: Making the old and the fat feel tough

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Geography Lesson from A Flock of Seagulls

By +Tina Cruris

The 80's were not known for good fashion sense, awesome haircuts or meaningful music, but the 80's were damn proud of their education system. It's a proven fact that those people who went to school in the 80's are much smarter than those who spent the 90's in school, and the 00's? Forget it, they cnt evn spl w/out autoerotic.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Holy Smoke

By +Ian C

Today, many people are celebrating one of the biggest days in the Christian calendar. The first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox, is also known as Easter Sunday, the day that Jesus rose again. However many people are also celebrating for another reason since today is 4/20, the biggest day in the calendar of pot smokers.

Jesus smoking a joint
Some guy smoking a marijuana cigarette

Saturday, April 19, 2014

New Turkey Boxing World Champion

By +Brad Naylor

The world of Turkey Boxing has a new champion this evening as 9 year old Jack 'Hammer' Johnson beat 13 year old 3 time champion 'Ironfist' Timmy Nelson with a 7th round knockout.

9 year old turkey boxing champ, Jack Johnson
Jack 'Hammer' Johnson celebrates his 7th round victory

Friday, April 18, 2014

Top Gun 2 movie announced

By +Tina Cruris

It looks like the second Top Gun movie could be in theaters in time for the 30th anniversary of the first movie which was released in 1986. And Tom Cruise has already signed on to reprise his role as Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell under the production banner of Jerry Bruckheimer.

Tom Cruise in Top Gun 2
Tom Cruise in Top Gun 2

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

North Korea declare war on London barber shop

By +Alexa Rankin

The M&M Hair Academy in Ealing is in danger of being nuked by North Korea for insulting its premiere, Kim Jong Un. The West London salon has been using an image of the North Korean leader with the tag line 'Bad Hair Day...' Little did they know that the North Korean embassy is just a 3 minute walk from their barbershop, and they have been under surveillance throughout the month of April.

M&M Hair Acadamy
I didn't even know M&M's had hair...

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Google Glass released to the masses

By +Brad Naylor

Today is April 15th and Google will release (sell) a limited number of their Glass devices to the general public. The first criteria to become a new Glass user is you must have pre-registered for the privilege and secondly you need to give Google $1500.00.

Google Glass - $1500 to be a public beta tester
Google Glass

Monday, April 14, 2014

Sunday, April 13, 2014

How the Pope spent Palm Sunday

By +Tina Cruris

Pope Francis spent a traditional Palm Sunday spreading the gospel and building up Catholics worldwide for the coming Holy week, which is one of the most important in the Christian calendar. His Holiness also focused on sending a message to children worldwide to reassure them that they can trust the Catholic Church, and that pedophile priests are a thing of the past.

Pope Francis reassures his Mini-me
"Do not be afraid. Not all Catholics are bad"

Friday, April 11, 2014

Spring Break

By +Ian C

It's been a busy year for us so far and we deserve a break so we are taking a week off to recuperate. I know we should have told you earlier, but that's the thing about taking a break - nobody was in the STP virtual office to let you guys know. It's only because I wanted to check the STP email that I actually stopped in.

Literal Spring Break

Monday, April 7, 2014

Sunday, April 6, 2014

What got slapped 12 months ago - April 2013

By +Tina Cruris

I hope April did not make a fool of you as the new month began. As usual, the first Sunday of the month is my chance to lead you around our top posts from this time last year. Some of you may remember these stories from real news media, and some of you may be totally oblivious to real life.

The way it works is really easy. The date and headline lead you naturally into a teaser of the post, which will hopefully be enough for you to investigate more. Simply click on the headline and you will be introduced to a new window containing that post from our archives. Brace yourselves, folks; you are in for a bumpy ride.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

20 years since Kurt Cobain suicide

By +Alexa Rankin

Can you believe it is 2 decades since the sound of shotgun rang seemingly silently around an otherwise deserted Lake Washington home. This day 20 years ago is the coroner's best guess for when Kurt Cobain, driving force of the Grunge-Rock band Nirvana, apparently killed himself. The official report was a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.

Kurt Cobain - dead for 20 years
Kurt Cobain - dead for 20 years

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

WTF? Facebook Zimbio Quizzes

By +Tina Cruris

What breed of dog are you? What color are you? Which Frozen character are you? Which Oscar winning movie quote are you?

If you have spent any time on Facebook in the last 6 months then I know that at least one of your friends has completed and shared a Zimbio quiz result with you.

Zimbio Quiz results
Which _____ are you?

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Welcome to Animal Fight Diaries

Happy April and welcome to Animal Fight Diaries, an exciting new website documenting classic battles between animals of every shape and size.

Cat slapping an old dog
Mr. Frisky vs 'Old' Ben

The Onion buys Slap the Penguin for $164

By +Ian C

It is a sad day for readers of Slap the Penguin, as we close our doors on the end of an era. Satirical news giant, The Onion, has bought all rights to Slap the Penguin and relaunched it under the new name, Animal Fight Diaries (shortened to AFD for convenience).

The Onion buys out Slap the Penguin
Say goodbye to Slap

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