Dear Tina,
I am a typical man who is unable to discuss things of a personal nature without using euphemisms and since I am a keen golfer I will be using golf as a way of shielding my embarrassment.
My wife and I like to play a round quite regularly, she has always been keen to polish my club and enjoys it when I sink a 6 incher in the hole. Also, before we were married she even alluded to inviting another lady golfer to make up a threesome.
I like to think of myself as a considerate golfer, respecting the course and never playing areas that are temporarily closed for monthly repairs. I am also very appreciative of the work that is done keeping the greens well maintained and trimmed.
So... how do I get her to let me play the back nine? I just want to try it and see what taking a shot out of the bunker would be like. I am a fully paid up member of this private course so I should be allowed to play any and all of the holes. Should I possibly consider playing another course that has an open back 9?
Yours inquisitively, golfnut.