AI tool helps men identify more than 8 colors

A fancy new AI tool allows users to identify all 16.7 million unique and individual colors using their camera phone so now men can express themselves beyond the basic 8 colors of the Pink Floyd album, The Dark Side of the Moon.

The 8 masculine colors as defined by Pink Floyd - see the irony?

BuzzBallz banned from Iowa golf course

A golf course in Grimes, Iowa, has banned the trendy alcoholic beverage, BuzzBallz, from it's grounds due to extreme behavior from their patrons, who are sneaking it in and leaving a wild mess behind them.

BuzzBallz Choco Chiller, formerly known as Choc Tease

Love Reaches New Heights

 Empire State Romance

What’s your idea of a romantic proposal? Flowers, champagne, fancy dinner? How about paying the kiss cam operator at a ball game? All fabulous ideas but they pale in comparison to the escapades of a daredevil couple who climbed 1454ft of New York’s Empire State Building to unfurl a giant flag on Wednesday 1st July. The banner read “When the power of love beats the love of power the ‌world knows peace.” It was at that moment that Ivan Kusnetsov (32) proposed to Angela Nikolau (33).

A dramatic recreation of the flag unfurling and proposal

The Trump Phone has finally landed

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Mississippi woman reuses single use plastic bag

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Wisconsin County Trials Round Stop Signs

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Hulk Hogan pissed at sex tape gone viral

Now that Hulk Hogan is no longer with us, having passed away on July 24th 2025, I have no guilt or legal restriction for reviving this post from 2012 which we were forced to remove with the threat of a lawsuit which we would not have been able to afford. In accordance with the legal request the post and images were removed from our site and all computers which we had control over, however, the internet archive of the waybackmachine is beyond our reach and I was able to dig out the old post from there. And now for your delectation and very mild titillation STP presents to you, in all it's original glory the resurrected after 14 years story of Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape.

Originally posted on October 8th 2012

Terry 'Hulk' Hogan is fuming because a sex tape featuring him and a still unconfirmed female (Heather Clem) has been leaked  and has gone viral. 

Hogan Knows Breast, Brother

Shameless Plugging

By Ian C

Not to be confused with other things that may sound like plugging, this is a blatant advertisement of one of the side hustles we have revived from many years ago.

Shameless Plugging

Click here to go to our product review page, where we review products (duh) in order to let you people know what useless items you are missing out on, or what you should leave in your amazing.com cart.

We are required to let you know that we may earn commissions from anything that you buy from clicking links on the review portion of the site.

Let's face it, we need to make money from something since we don't get paid for writing this. It's a hobby, a pastime, as well as a living resumé.

Walmart take up slack on Ivanka Trump clothing lines

By +Tina Cruris

Ivanka Trump's foray into fashion has almost been derailed as a number of key retailers dropped her clothing lines from their stores. Nordstrom led the charge, much to the chagrin of Donald Trump, who went as far as using his position of power to slam them for treating her "so unfairly". The list of stores who have removed at least some Trump lines from their portfolio now includes Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, Belk, Jet, ShopStyle, Burlington, Sears, and Kmart.

Ivanka Trump clothing at Walmart Stores

Health concerns over Fireball Whisky

By +Brad Naylor

One of the most popular alcoholic drinks of the last few years, Fireball, has come under scrutiny after claims that it contains chemicals which are harmful to people. Some Scandinavian countries have already banned sales of the Cinnamon Whisky because of it's high levels of propylene glycol, a humectant used in the food and tobacco industry, and a close relative of ethylene glycol, antifreeze.

Fireball - makes you vomit fire

Uber driver runs over passenger

By +Ian C

A German born Uber driver took his job literally when he ran über a passenger in the Gold Coast area of Queensland, Australia last Friday. Fortunately, the victim's name is Sascha and not Alice, otherwise our headline writer would have had a field day.

Good job her name was Sascha and not Alice

Doobie, or not doobie? That is the question

By +Alexa Rankin

A joint investigation between South Africa’s University of the Witwatersrand and the Stratford-upon-Avon town council have announced that 4 pipes found in the garden of the world famous writer, William Shakespeare, have tested positive for cannabis.

William Shakespeare, without pipe

The Fitbit fad.

By +Alexa Rankin

For many people, fitness is about walking, running, cycling or swimming to stay in shape and maintain good health, but now there there is a new breed of fitness enthusiasts who measure their success by the number of steps recorded on their Fitbit.

Danae demonstrates how to put on a Fitbit device

Celebrate LGBT Pride Month with a sandwich

By +Alexa Rankin

For many members of the population, June is LGBT Pride Month, and is celebrated to honor the anniversary of the Stonewall Riots. A series of spontaneous riots broke out in Manhattan, New York in response to a police raid on the Stonewall Inn on June 28th 1969. One local business is celebrating in their own way by making a special LGBT Sandwich available for this weekend only. 

LGBT Sandwich from the Original Sandwich Shoppe

Caitlyn Jenner broke the internet

By +Alexa Rankin

What is it with that damn Kardashian family constantly breaking the internet. Do they not realize how many people are totally dependent on the internet for facebook, twitter and for work? This time it was Bruce (Caitlyn) Jenner posing on the cover of Vanity Fair as a woman.

Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

Deadly Nigerian disease just alcohol poisoning

By +Brad Naylor

A mysterious illness is sweeping through the Ode-Irele district of Nigeria, killing 18 people so far. The unknown disease kills it's victims within 24 hours without warning. Those who have been struck down complained of dizziness, blurred vision, vomiting, headache, loss of consciousness and then ultimately death.

Nigeria, don't go there. It's dangerous. If it's not Ebola it's mystery death

WTF? Selfie Sticks

By +Tina Cruris

By now I am sure many of you have seen at least one person using a 'selfie stick' and this fad keeps extending (not sorry for the pun). For those of you who have no clue what I am talking about, a selfie stick is an extendable, hand held monopod for your phone or camera which allows you to take a picture of yourself (selfie) from a distance or from an obscure angle without engaging a stranger to take the picture for you. If you still don't get it, here is a picture.

Insert Witty Caption Here

Apple introduce racially diverse iOS 8.3

By +Brad Naylor

This is probably old news to fanboys and iPhowners, but the new Apple mobile operating system iOS 8.3 is available for download and it has some new features and improvements, including over 70 bug fixes which have plagued iPhone 6 owners since iOS 8 was released.

iPhone 6 + iOS 8 = bugs

Amazon's 1-click hookers

By +Alexa Rankin

Amazon's Home Services officially launched this week, offering over 2.4 million 'contractors' across 700+ categories from plumbing to home theater installation to goat rental. We even found what appeared to be a page offering the world's oldest professional service.

Amazon Home Services offer almost everything

Like us on Facebook

By +Ian C

For those of you who don't already follow our Facebook page, you are missing out on so much. Not only do you get a notification when STP is updated, you can also get access to cool extra stuff that we don't post on the main site.

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