Super Bowl LI kills The Celebrity Apprentice

By +Alexa Rankin

The New Celebrity Apprentice has already seen it's lowest viewing figures since records began 14 seasons ago, but tonight could mark an all time low in viewership numbers thanks to Super Bowl LI. With at least 100 million people tuning in to see Tom Brady's Patriots lose to playing America's favorite Atlanta Falcons it is possible that Arnie's Apprentice could actually have less than 1 million viewers tonight.

You're Terminated/Get to da Chopper/I'll be back, you wont/Consider this a divorce
Pick your cliché

Oprah to feature on redesigned $10 bill?

By +Tina Cruris

The Treasury Department have announced that a newly redesigned $10 bill will be launched in 2020 and for the first time in history a US banknote will feature the image of a woman. The question on everybody's lips is "Which Woman?"

The Oprah $10 bill

Orange Is The New Black causes crime spree

By +Ian C

A New York woman went on a mini crime spree around Queens this week, after binge watching the newly released Season 3 of the Netflix original series, Orange is the New Black. Florence Weber, 33, of Bayside, Queens had been waiting patiently for almost a year to get her fix of the prison comedy/drama, and was all set with a bottle of wine and the remote to catch up on the latest happenings in Litchfield Penitentiary.

Orange is the new Black

50 Shades of Grey- The Animated Series

By +Alexa Rankin

With the success of the E.L. James novels and the movie raking in over $250 million at the worldwide box office, the 50 shades franchise is definitely a money spinner. At least that's exactly what a small production company in Reno, NV are hoping for. Christasia Productions have signed an exclusive deal to produce 2 seasons of an animated show based on characters from the 50 Shades universe.

Coming soon to a cable channel near you

What color is Spock's uniform?

By +Brad Naylor

There were two major news stories this week and I aim to handle both of them in one post. Last Friday we lost the star of the beloved TV series 'Mission Impossible', Leonard Nimoy. 

Leonard Nimoy - Mission Impossible

Another Blackadder actor dies

The news of the passing of Patsy Byrne was slow to arrive to the STP inbox, and those of us who remember her as 'Nursie' are saddened by the loss. Patsy is the second Blackadder cast member to die this month following on from the loss of Rik Mayall last week.

Patsy Byrne with co-star Miranda Richardson

50 Shades of Orange

For those of you without Netflix, there is a new drama serial which is taking the world of streaming video by storm. The show is called 'Orange is the New Black' and it is getting rave reviews from pretty much everyone.

ORANGE is the new BLACK

Breaking Bad Cookbook for Father's Day

By +Ian C

Father's Day is less than a month away, and you now how tough it is to buy for the old man in your life. There are only so many ties and socks and World's Greatest Dad mugs that you can get before you totally run out of inspiration. Here is a great idea that will get you off the hook and get your dad off the couch for something other than beer... it's the Breaking Bad Cookbook.

Note - There are no recipes for meth in here. Or for bread.

Star Trek: TNG - memorable quotes

What were you watching on TV 25 years ago? If you are anything like me then there is a strong chance that it could have been Star Trek: The Next Generation. A new incarnation of the original Star Trek with different values for a different time. Out with Kirk and in with Picard; a more thoughtful Captain who does not have the "Shoot it or Screw it" mentality when it comes to alien races.

"Engage"

Spot the catchphrase... Say My Name

Thanks to our weekly celebrity writer, Bubes, for reminding me of this last Wednesday. Yes Walter White from Breaking Bad does indeed have the awesome catchphrase, "Say my name", but where did he get it from?

...Heisenberg...

Bubes Says - Say My Name

Hi ladies, it's Bubes, your favorite singer and I am back in town after a crazy weekend. We just had the Breaking Bad finale party on Sunday and I, obviously, got to play Walter H. White, a role which I was originally considered for.

That bald wig left a mark for 2 days

Fox launch Celebrity Ninja for fall lineup

Midsummer is the time when the major TV networks announce their highlights for the fall season of televisual entertainment. In response to NBC's announcement of their new game-show, Moral Values, FOX revealed that their prime time programming will be lead by Celebrity Ninja.

Quality FOX programming - Celebrity Ninja

Zooey Deschanel - What is she thinking?

Am I the oonly person in the world who proonounces her name incorrectly? I say it like I see it, Zoo-ey. Like gooey with a Z. The oonly other entity in the entire universe that agrees with me is Google.

Thanks for the correction

New NBC game show tests your moral values

by +Tina Cruris

The new fall season on NBC will bring a whole load of shows waiting to get cancelled. That's why NBC have changed it from the Fall lineup to the FAIL lineup. One of those shows which will be lucky to get through half a season is a game show called 'Moral Values'.

Moral values - What are your morals worth?

Bubes Says - It's bigger on the inside

Hello Whovians, it's me Michael Bublé a.k.a. Doctor Bubes. I have been having fun travelling through Time And Relative Dimensions in Space with my Time Lord buddies.

and I'm not talking about my TARDIS

Dead body causes reality TV cancellation

by +Alexa Rankin

The new TLC reality show about hoarders called 'That's My Junk' has been cancelled after just 3 shows after a dead body was found buried in one of the junk filled homes.

That's My Junk - not hosted by Anthony Wiener or Hulk Hogan

Bubes Says - What kind of name is North?

Hi everyone, and congratulations to Kim and Kanye on the birth of your baby daughter. As a special tribute I posed as a baby and jumped into Kim's arms for an afternoon to give the new baby a break from the relentless paparazzi craning for some mother and baby pictures.

"I can't wait for lunch time..."

John Wayne Bobbitt Re-Membered

by +Ian C

It was 20 years ago today in Manassas, Virginia, that Lorena Bobbitt got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a glass of water. She returned to the bedroom refreshed and with a sharp knife in her hand. She then proceeded to sever her husbands entire penis.

John Wayne Bobbitt crime scene reconstruction

Bubes Says - Who Needs Johnny Depp?

Hello, my name Michael Bublé. Me make heap big pile of cash from me singing. Me like play dress up with friend Clayton Moore and catch bad guys. Me Lone Ranger sidekick long before Johnny Depp.

Me no want offend Native American, me just have fun

Kim gives Kanye best father's day gift ever

by +Ian C

Just 1 day after Kanye and Kim sold out Stephen Hawking to a race of alien penguins in exchange for amnesty from destruction, and 1 day before father's day, Kim gives birth to a baby girl. So far the baby remains nameless and the media mass speculatrometer has kicked into overdrive about what baby K will be called.