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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Bubes Says - Are these medals smaller than usual?

Greetings from Sochi. Yes ladies, I am here in Russia for the Winter Olympics, mainly watching the hockey, but I did pop into the ice arena to help out my old friend Charlie White. I even covered for him during one skate while he was having trouble with his perm.

Bubes Says - Are these medals smaller than usual?
...or are the ribbons bigger than last time?

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Bubes Says - I am going to see that play even if it kills me

Hey ladies, I am back. I know you have all missed me since my last post on New Year's Day. I cannot tell a lie, I have been incredibly busy being a rich and famous singer, you know what it's like, or maybe you don't. Anyway, enough about me (for now). Today is a huge day in American history as we celebrate the birthday of one of this great nation's most recognizable sons and greatest Presidents, Bubraham Lincoln.

Bubes Says - I am going to see that play even if it kills me
Foursquare and seven years ago...

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Bubes Says - All is quiet on New Year's Day

Happy New Year, ladies. It's me Bubes with some of my buddies from 1983. That's me dressed as King Bono, with my buddies Dave 'The Edge' Evans and the other two. Not to be confused with the other two from The Smiths or the other two from New Order, who actually started a side project called The Other Two.

Bubes Says - All is quiet on New Year's Day
"Hey Adam, I'm stealing the sunglasses thing..."

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Bubes Says - Merry Christmas

Hi Ladies, it's me again. I want to wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas. Unfortunately I wont have time to deliver my message to each of you personally so I am sharing it here also.

Bubes Says - Merry Christmas
That seam in my pants makes it look like I have reindeer toe

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Bubes Says - Happy 50th Birthday, Brad Pitt

Hi ladies, are you ready for a real treat? My very good friend, Brad Pitt is celebrating a milestone birthday today (let's face it, when you get to his age, every birthday is a milestone).

Bubes Says - Happy 50th Birthday, Brad Pitt
It's Trojan Man

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Bubes Says - Ben Affleck, Really?

Hey ladies, sorry about missing last week. I had this great Paul Walker post ready to go, and... well maybe when things settle down. Anyway, this is older news but there is not much else happening. Why is Ben Affleck playing Batman in the forthcoming Batman vs. Superman movie?

Bubes Says - Ben Affleck, Really?
Didn't Affleck already screw up Daredevil?

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Bubes Says - I am thankful that I did my Black Friday shopping online

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I know I am a day early, but I don't care, we Canadians celebrated our Thanksgiving back in October. Yes, Canadians have Thanksgiving too. Ours is on the second Monday of October, or as Americans call it, Columbus Day.

Bubes Says - I am thankful that I did my Black Friday shopping online
I got this fetching pilgrim costume for 80% off

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Bubes Says - I am Thor, from holding this thilly hammer

Hey ladies, I'm back with another fantastic insight about my amazing life. Yes, I am a singer and ex-international playboy, but there are so many more dimensions to me. Just like a piece of paper has 2 sides, I am more than meets the eye. Here is a picture from one of my recent exploits with my good friend Chris Hemsworth on the set of Thor 2.

Bubes Says - I am Thor, from holding this thilly hammer
You don't understand how heavy Mjölnir is after the 3rd take

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Bubes Says - Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror

Hi Bubes fans, I am back again to share my latest tale of fun. You may have read about my good friend Pamela Anderson recently completing the New York Marathon (if you haven't then click HERE). You may not know this but I used to be a stand in for both Pam and David Hasselhoff while they were filming Baywatch.

Bubes Says - Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror
An actual Pamela Anderson quote

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Bubes Says... Where's my Lamborghini

Hi it's me Guy Fieri and today we will be making Beef Borghini, Pork Borghini and Chicken Borghini. I was going to make Lamb Borghini but someone stole it in 2011.

HA fooled you, it's not Guy Fieri, it's me, Bubes wearing a Guy Fieri Halloween costume.
Bubes Says - Where's my Lamborghini
That Lamborghini is money

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Bubes Says - Pick your favorite Headswap

Hi everyone, it's me again, Michael Bublé. There is nothjing happening for me this week so I get the chance to do an extra post for you all. I am curious which out of all of the 'Bubes Says...' headswaps is your favorite? Take a look back through all of them and vote below for the one you like best.

Bubes Says -  Pick your favorite Headswap
I like this one

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Bubes Says - It's about time

Hi ladies, it's me, Michael Bublé and I was just 10 when the first Back to the Future movie came out. But that didn't stop me from really inventing time travel, going back in time and helping Michael out with  those scenes where he would have played two parts. In the third movie for example I played Seamus McFly to save money on all those split screen effects.

Bubes Says - It's about time
1.21 Gigawhats?

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Bubes Says - 50 Shades of No Way

Hi again, it's Wednesday again and I am here to do my usual post. Sorry it's so late but this has been a very busy week for me. Somebody has been encouraging people to squeeze boobs for Breast Cancer Awareness Month and people having trying to squeeze Bubes instead. Anyway, you may have seen news that Charlie Hunnam has pulled out of the 50 Shades of Grey movie.

Bubes Says - 50 Shades of No Way
Does it look like I am into leather and chains?

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Bubes Says - With a Rebel yell she cried more, more, more cheesecake please

Woohoo it's Bubes Wednesday again. I don't know how I do it, but I found time in my busy schedule to share my latest exploits with you. I have been helping that crazy Aussie comedian, Rebel Wilson, with the launch of her new TV series, 'Super Fun Night'.

Bubes Says - With a Rebel yell she cried more, more, more cheesecake please
"These melons can be a real handful" - that's what she said ;)

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Bubes Says - Say My Name

Hi ladies, it's Bubes, your favorite singer and I am back in town after a crazy weekend. We just had the Breaking Bad finale party on Sunday and I, obviously, got to play Walter H. White, a role which I was originally considered for.

Bubes Says... Say My Name
That bald wig left a mark for 2 days

Monday, September 23, 2013

Bubes Says - Elton did not know that Liberace was gay?

Hello again ladies, Bubes is back and I am fresh from the Emmy's. So fresh in fact that I am here 2 days earlier than usual. For one week only, my post is trading places with the weekly Random Penguin Fact. SO here is an awesome picture of me just before I performed Elton John's tribute to his hero, Władzio Valentino Liberace.
Bubes Says - How did Elton not know Liberace was gay?
Even with photoshop the Elton wig looks fake

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Bubes Says - iOS 7 - Still two steps behind Android

Hello Bubes fans, today is the release day of Apple's latest mobile operating system, iOS 7. Being a major celebrity, I was given the opportunity to preview this momentous and life changing software update. I don't want to spoil anything for you fanboys out there, but it's still not my preferred option.

Bubes Says - iOS 7 - Still two steps behind Android
iPhone - a $500 paperweight

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Bubes Says - Screw You Osama Bin Laden

Happy Patriot Day everyone. Today we remember those who lost their lives 12 year ago as terror struck the United States. Our thoughts and prayers are with everybody who has lost a loved one at the hands of terrorism, not just here in the US, but across the globe.

Bubes Says - Screw You Osama Bin Laden
We are still here 12 years later, and you are not, Bin Laden

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Bubes Says - Meet Bubes Jr.

Hi ladies, it's me, Bubes. This will be a quick one this week since I have recently become a father, and I need to get my beauty sleep wherever and whenever I can.

Bubes Says... Meet Bubes Jr.
I can't believe they photoshopped my face onto my own face

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Bubes Says... Maybe now they will respect me as a serious artist

Hello, it's me again, the one and only Bubes. Boy I have had such a rough week and it's only Tuesday. I know I am a day early but I could not wait to show you what I have been up to. I had to stand in for Miley Cyrus at the VMA's on Sunday because she had too much to drink and passed out in her dressing room.

Bubes Says... Maybe now they will respect me as a serious artist
A serious artist, in a bear costume?

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