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Friday, January 30, 2015

Are you still proud to be 'Murcan?

By +Sue Casa

"Proud to be a 'murcan" is a phrase much overused by rednecks who yearn for the good ol' days when everything was made in 'murca. Sadly, for the southerners, everything is made in Asia; tools, cars, rocking chairs, porch swings and transistor radios. The only thing that is still made in 'murca is firearms, which is why every redneck is proud to own a gun.

Proud to be 'murcan
Murca- Hell Yeah

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Top 10 "staring at boobs" images

By +Alexa Rankin

For years men have stared at boobs, and many of them think that they have mastered the art of the subtle stare. Sorry guys, most of your efforts don't go unnoticed. Yes some of you are very discreet, but none of you actually, totally get away with it.

Caught you looking...
Men are not really that subtle when it comes to boobs

Sunday, January 25, 2015

The 5th Annual Slap The Penguin Awards

By +Ian C

Wow, it's hard to believe we made it through another year without too much trouble. The last Sunday of January comes around so quickly and we barely had enough time to count up all of the votes for the 5th Annual Slappy Awards. You can check out the previous events and winners here.

The 5th Annual Slap The Penguin Awards

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Virtual Vulva game delayed again

By +Brad Naylor

Halfbrick Studios, the brains behind great mobile games like Fruit Ninja and Jetpack Joyride, are struggling to launch their new game, Virtual Vulva, because it is considered to be too adult for iTunes and Google Play.

Virtual Vulva - Still not available
Will Virtual Vulva be available in 2015?

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Je Suis Charlie

By +Ian C

Je Suis Charlie - I am Charlie.

Je Suis Charlie
Je Suis Charlie

Monday, January 19, 2015

Celebrity Busking (panhandling) - Susan Boyle

By +Sue Casa

Sorry for the transatlantic translation; you say tomato, I say tomato. You say moscato, I say yes please. Anyway, you get the idea these celebs are are playing music in the streets, begging for money.

Susan Boyle was discovered in 2009 on 'Britain's Got Talent' as she wowed Simon Cowell and the world with her rendition of 'I Dreamed a Dream'. She took the nation and the charts by storm with her first 3 albums going to #1 here in the UK, before the novelty wore of and people got bored of her.

Susan Boyle - Lady in Red
Susan Boyle

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Bieber's Calvin Klein underwear shoot

By +Tina Cruris

You may have noticed recently that there is some fuss about Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein underwear shoot, with suggestions that he was made to look more 'manly' with the aid of digital photographic retouching or 'photoshopping'.

Bieber's Calkin Klein Comparison
Left: the altered image. Right: what the camera saw

Friday, January 16, 2015

Top 10 ugliest musicians of the 80s

By +Alexa Rankin

David Sylvian of the 80's band, Japan, was once accused of being "The most beautiful man in the world", which turned out to be a huge publicity stunt by a misinformed intern, but recently it made me think about how pretty the 80's were. With glam overflowing from the 70's, the new romantic invasion from the UK and spandex rockers with their manly manes, it was the decade of shallow beauty. Anybody who invested in L'Oreal before the 80's probably doubled their money by the 90's. But there was another side to the 80's, an ugly side, literally.

The 80's was the decade of beauty for most
The 80's was the decade of beauty, for most

Monday, January 12, 2015

Taylor Swift takes on the Great Omnipotence

By +Brad Naylor

It is a brave soul that goes head to head with the all powerful, the Great Omnipotence (noun), The Big G, and the spunky young songstress, Taylor Swift thinks she has what it takes. She has filed a lawsuit against Google requiring them to cease using the phrase "Speak Now" as part of their voice command system, claiming they are infringing copyrights from her 2010 album and single releases of the same name.

Speak Now - Taylor Swift vs Google
Speak Now - Taylor Swift vs Google

Sunday, January 11, 2015

What got slapped 12 months ago - January 2014

By +Tina Cruris

A new year is here and so is another reslap, where we rediscover what was happening this time last year. Remember the good old days when we were much funnier? If not, then this is the perfect chance to find out how things used to be.

Some of you are seasoned veterans and know how this works, but for everyone else, here is how things work. Below are the top 5 posts from 1 year ago with links in the titles, so that you can scoot off and enjoy what we were enjoying back then. If you like what you see then you can use the archive directory in the right hand side bar to navigate your way around the rest of the month or anytime in STP history, or click here for a preview of the whole month.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Naked woman rescued from ex-boyfriend's chimney

By +Ian C

23 Firefighters rescued an unnamed 35 year old woman from a chimney in her ex-boyfriend's home in Woodcrest, California. What would have been a simple 4 man extraction operation quickly became a task for 3 engines, 2 trucks and a couple of off duty firefighters who lived nearby, after they discovered she was naked.

Naked woman stuck in chimney
"Just a few more hours ma'am, and we'll have you out"

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