Hope Solo conceived in prison

The US female Olympic soccer goal keeper, Hope Solo, was conceived in prison. That's not news, everybody knew that. BUT, what you may not have known (until now) is that the prison was detention block AA23 on an Imperial Star Destroyer in a galaxy far, far away.

Star Wars IV - A New Hope

Monday Punday 1/9/12

Tim Tebow is certainly dominating the headlines with his trademark Tebowing. Everyone is out there doing it, even Denver prostitutes are cashing in.

Teblowing is now an optional extra

Now for just $3.16 more, your Denver Broncette will drop to a single knee and Teblow you, in preperation for some deep penetration in the backfield.

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Monday Punday - 1/2/12

Man: Your snake looks a little floppy

Other Man: The doctor says it's a reptile dysfunction

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