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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Gone Direction

By +Sue Casa

Excuse me, guy hiding under a rock, did you hear that Zayn Malik has quit One Direction? One Direction? The biggest boy band of the decade? You know, "Na, na, na, na, beautiful", "Na, na, na, na-na, best song ever", ummm actually they are the only 1D songs I know.
One Direction loses a member
Aaaargh... Not the ripped photo cliché again

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Siri and Cortana in an e-PA bitch fight

By +Brad Naylor

The battle of the electronic personal assistant has turned into a 64-bit bitch fight with Microsoft's Cortana taking on Apple's Siri as well as competing against the so far non-personalized OK Google system.

Siri, Cortana, OK Google
Who is will win the 64-bit bitch fight?

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Like us on Facebook

By +Ian C

For those of you who don't already follow our Facebook page, you are missing out on so much. Not only do you get a notification when STP is updated, you can also get access to cool extra stuff that we don't post on the main site.

Like the Penguin
Like the Penguin

Saturday, March 21, 2015

50 shades of Gary

By +Brad Naylor

British actor and star of the movies 'Dead Fish' and 'Tiptoes', Gary Leonard Oldman celebrates his 57th birthday today. Just as music producer George Martin vowed never to use the same sound twice, Gary Oldman stands by his decision to never wear the same haircut twice (unless it's a sequel).

50 wigs of Gary
20 of his 50+ movie and TV roles

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

St. Patrick's Day

By +Tina Cruris

Oh crap, it's 11:55 pm on March 16th and I just got the email that I have to write a St. Patty's post, so forgive me if this seems unprepared.

Happy STP atrick's Day
Notice what I did there? STPatrick's..?

Saturday, March 14, 2015

The ultimate Pi Day

By +Ian C

Today is March 14th and this is the ultimate Pi Day, at least in our lifetime. Pi Day is a math phenomenon celebrated by geeks across the United States (it only works in the US and we will get into that shortly). The date 3/14/15 reflects the first few digits of the irrational constant Pi (π) which are 3.14159265359.

What is more American than Cherry Pi?
Nothing is more American than Cherry Pi

Friday, March 13, 2015

Friday 13th part VII

By +Alexa Rankin

This Friday 13th came round really quickly. It seems like only last month that Sue was inducted into the series of STP F13 posts. Essentially what we do for our F13 posts is regurgitate the same old story, but with a slightly different theme.

Friday 13th Part VII logo
Friday 13th Episode VII - The Friday Awakens

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Top 10 stupid state laws - Arizona

By +Brad Naylor

Due to the success of the Rhode Island Dumb Laws post, I have decided to make it a recurring event, at least until I run out of States. Since I am running these in no particular order, the next State to get it's dumb laws scrutinized is Arizona. The state of Arizona has many dumb laws, but it also has one very smart one... No Daylight Savings Time, so no winding the clocks forward or backward twice a year.

Stupid Laws - Arizona
Stupid Laws for Stupid... umm, never mind

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Royal Baby II: Heir we go again

By +Sue Casa

William and Kate have been at it again and according to the the experts the second royal baby is due in April. Just like with the build up to Prince George's birth in 2013, nobody knows (or nobody is telling) what sex the little bundle of joy is; and the bookies are loving it. They are making millions of pounds from people betting on everything from birth date, weight, sex and even color of the unborn heir. 

Pregnant Kate
Male or Female? Place your bets.
(Not Kate, the baby)

Sunday, March 8, 2015

What got slapped 12 months ago - March 2014

By +Tina Cruris

March is upon us already and here I am to recap the penguin slapping antics of yesteryear. Every month I guide our readers down memory lane, to a time when we did this job for love, and not just because we are contractually obliged to.

The concept of a reslap is simple, I highlight the top 5 stories from March 2014 for you to revisit at your convenience, so that you can contrast our current comedy stylings with that of 12 months ago and see how things have changed since last year. If you are feeling bored bold, you can check out the archives and dig even deeper into our history, but be warned, we were even funnier back then.

Friday, March 6, 2015

Harrison Fore! Actor crashes plane on golf course

By +Brad Naylor

Veteran film actor, Harrison Ford is described as battered but comfortable after crashing his vintage WW2 training plane onto a golf course after it lost power right after take off. He was flying solo in the two seater, single-engine Ryan Aeronautical ST3KR.

She'll make point five past lightspeed.
"She'll make point five past lightspeed."

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Penguin Slapped 400,000 times

By +Ian C

It seems like only 10 months ago that we celebrated our last major visitor milestone of 300,000 visits, and yet here we are again, this time blowing our 400k trumpet.

400k nest egg
1000 visits short of using this stock image

Monday, March 2, 2015

Who is your favorite Taylor Swift lookalike?

By +Alexa Rankin

Have you ever wondered what Taylor Swift would look like if she was a man? 5 finalists have been selected for the world's weirdest Taylor Swift lookalike contest and we want your help to select the winner. The Maylor Swift contest is a men only battle to be crowned as the person most resembling Taylor Swift. Since nobody in the real world takes this kind of nonsense seriously, the organizers look to fringe websites with weird followers (like STP) to promote the contest and collect the votes. Take a look at the finalists...

Taylor Swift Lookalikes
Taylor Strauss, Peter Ostrum, Bingo, Fabio Lanzoni Jr. and Jeff Bonner

Sunday, March 1, 2015

What color is Spock's uniform?

By +Brad Naylor

There were two major news stories this week and I aim to handle both of them in one post. Last Friday we lost the star of the beloved TV series 'Mission Impossible', Leonard Nimoy. 

Leonard Nimoy - Mission Impossible
Leonard Nimoy - Mission Impossible

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