Monday, December 30, 2013
Saturday, December 28, 2013
The Voice loser blames prejudice for his defeat
It's time for another guest post and this one comes from someone calling themselves KRP-11. Enjoy.
The fifth season of NBC's most popular talent show, The Voice, has recently ended with Tessanne Chin being declared the winner. Even more recently, one of the show's losing contestants has come forward claiming that he was the victim of prejudice which led to his elimination after making the top 5.
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CeeLo Green, Brad Paisley Christina Applegate and Adam Levine |
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Voodoo Medicine
A Louisiana medical center has introduced a radical new outpatient service which involves a combination of two ancient and contrasting systems. Acupuncture is an almost 4000 year old medical practice involving the insertion of needles into key areas of the human body, while Louisiana Voodoo is around 300 years old and utilizes black magic and involves the insertion of needles into a likeness of a human to cause harm to that person.
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You may feel a small prick... |
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Bubes Says - Merry Christmas
Monday, December 23, 2013
Saturday, December 21, 2013
A great week for Chinese science
This is another entry to our 2014 STP Guest Post Contest. From the keyboard of (her words) long time fan, Jean Poole. Jean does not currently have a blog or a website so we can't promote her here. So go visit www.obamacare.com or something instead.
It has been an historic week for Chinese Science both here on Earth and in space. This is an extract from the latest edition of the Chinese science magazine, 'Chinese Science Magazine'.
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Chinese Science Magazine |
Thursday, December 19, 2013
WTF? Cray Cray Adorbs
by +Alexa Rankin
Some of you will have come across the new series of Sprint commercials featuring James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell where the two world renowned actors voice act a series of social media conversations. I am not sure if Sprint considered that the roles that each of these men are best known for are amongst cinema's most evil.
Some of you will have come across the new series of Sprint commercials featuring James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell where the two world renowned actors voice act a series of social media conversations. I am not sure if Sprint considered that the roles that each of these men are best known for are amongst cinema's most evil.
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Did Sprint research their past? |
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Bubes Says - Happy 50th Birthday, Brad Pitt
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Will OK OK Satanic erection at the Capitol?
by +Tina Cruris
A year after a privately funded monument depicting the 10 Commandments was placed in the grounds of the Oklahoma Capitol, a group of Satan worshipers have announced plans to exercise religious equality and place a monument representing their own religion in the very same grounds.
A year after a privately funded monument depicting the 10 Commandments was placed in the grounds of the Oklahoma Capitol, a group of Satan worshipers have announced plans to exercise religious equality and place a monument representing their own religion in the very same grounds.
Monday, December 16, 2013
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Justin Bieber is Googled more than Jesus
Here is the first entry to our 2014 STP Guest Post Contest from Andrea Hernandez who can be found at www.thecreativepsycho.com Be sure to stop there AFTER you're finished here.
Who's Jesus you may ask? You know, Jesus with a ‘J’, the man who supposedly sacrificed himself for the people… Yeah him. Well, he's certainly not as popular as JB. Justin a small Canadian boy known for kicking national flags off stage, sleeping with prostitutes in Brazil and occasionally wearing his pants below his knees is today's leader in pop culture.
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Bieber after having a Brazilian |
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Chess Boxing - Where brains and brawn meet
by +Alexa Rankin
I have just discovered a new sport which combines the tough, manly endurance of boxing and the geeky excitement of chess. Ladies and gentlemen I introduce to you ChessBoxing.
I have just discovered a new sport which combines the tough, manly endurance of boxing and the geeky excitement of chess. Ladies and gentlemen I introduce to you ChessBoxing.
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ChessBoxing - this is the chess portion of the bout |
Friday, December 13, 2013
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Slap the Penguin Guest Post Contest 2014
by +Alexa Rankin
As the previous winner of the Slap the Penguin Guest Post Contest, it is my pleasure to announce that we are once again asking people to contribute a guest post. The concept is simple, just write a guest post in a style that would mesh seamlessly into our pages and we will feature our favorites here on this site. The best guest writer could become a member of the STP team.
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Slap the Penguin 2014 Guest Post Contest |
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Bubes Says - Ben Affleck, Really?
Hey ladies, sorry about missing last week. I had this great Paul Walker post ready to go, and... well maybe when things settle down. Anyway, this is older news but there is not much else happening. Why is Ben Affleck playing Batman in the forthcoming Batman vs. Superman movie?
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Didn't Affleck already screw up Daredevil? |
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Liam Neeson returns in Tekken 3
by +Ian C
In 2008 Bryan Mills and his particular set of skills (sounds like a character from Viz magazine) rescued his kidnapped daughter from a bunch of cutthroat Albanian traffickers. Then in 2012, the Albanians tried to take revenge on Bryan and his family and were once again outsmarted by the retired CIA guy. Now Bryan is back in Tekken 3 and this time he must battle against fighters from all around the world in order to defeat the evil Heihachi Mishima.
In 2008 Bryan Mills and his particular set of skills (sounds like a character from Viz magazine) rescued his kidnapped daughter from a bunch of cutthroat Albanian traffickers. Then in 2012, the Albanians tried to take revenge on Bryan and his family and were once again outsmarted by the retired CIA guy. Now Bryan is back in Tekken 3 and this time he must battle against fighters from all around the world in order to defeat the evil Heihachi Mishima.
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I can't believe I said yes to 'Battleship' |
Monday, December 9, 2013
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Dear Tina - What does 'Slap the Penguin' mean?
by +Tina Cruris
Dear Tina, I have recently discovered your website and have spent quite a bit of time reading it. I particularly like reading Brad's posts. He is so funny... is he single?
Anyway, the reason I emailed your awesome advice column is to find out exactly what 'Slap the Penguin' means. I have Googled it and looked on Wikipedia, but I have not yet found the answer. My friends have their own theories, most of them are sort of rude so I need to prove them wrong and I figured you would probably know the answer.

Anyway, the reason I emailed your awesome advice column is to find out exactly what 'Slap the Penguin' means. I have Googled it and looked on Wikipedia, but I have not yet found the answer. My friends have their own theories, most of them are sort of rude so I need to prove them wrong and I figured you would probably know the answer.
Thanks, Miss Inquisitive.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Taylor Swift Poll - 1 year on
by +Ian C
12 months ago we published a post about Taylor Swift bouncing around from boy to boy after learning that she dumped Conor Kennedy in favor of One Direction's Harry Styles. The rumor is that Taylor uses these romances to get break-up material for her songs. Following on from the long list of ex-boyfriends we tangentially asked readers to vote on Taylor Swift's appearance.
12 months ago we published a post about Taylor Swift bouncing around from boy to boy after learning that she dumped Conor Kennedy in favor of One Direction's Harry Styles. The rumor is that Taylor uses these romances to get break-up material for her songs. Following on from the long list of ex-boyfriends we tangentially asked readers to vote on Taylor Swift's appearance.
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Taylor Swift - Hot or not? |
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
What is Lindsay Lohan up to now?
+Alexa Rankin
I was reading Tina's reslap post on Sunday and was actually wondering what Lindsay Lohan was up to. Then as if by magic, Google magic, I was alerted to the fact that LiLo has actually been quite busy recently. Not only is she suing the makers of the biggest video game of the year, but she has also announced her engagement.
Monday, December 2, 2013
Sunday, December 1, 2013
December Caption Contest
Now that December is upon us we can announce the winner of our November caption contest. It was an uneventful contest with very few entries so picking a winner was easy. You can find out if that was you a little later. First we have to introduce the final caption contest of 2013.
By now you must know how this works, send us a caption for the following image either using the COMMENTS, through our FACEBOOK PAGE or via EMAIL. Make sure you get it to us before the end of the month, contest closes midnight on December 31st.
Here is the picture we want you to create a caption for...
What got slapped 12 months ago - December 2012
by +Tina Cruris
Thanksgiving is done for another year, which means that the year is just one holiday away from being done. But before we get to the end of the year we have time for one more reslap. Join me for a short ride (and this is a really short ride) around the penguin archives of December 2012.

Seasoned readers will know the drill, but for newbies, just scroll down and read the teaser. Then when you want to know more, just click the headline and be transported instantly* with the magic of hyperlink technology to that story (*we can not guarantee the instantness of your personal system configuration or internet service)
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