Thursday, October 31, 2013

Bruce Springsteen - Not Born in the USA shocker

Since 1984 American people have been singing along with Bruce Springsteen's anthemic single 'Born in the USA' to profess their love of their country, but in a recent interview The Boss revealed that he was actually not born on United States soil.

Born near the USA
30 years of lies

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Bubes Says... Where's my Lamborghini

Hi it's me Guy Fieri and today we will be making Beef Borghini, Pork Borghini and Chicken Borghini. I was going to make Lamb Borghini but someone stole it in 2011.

HA fooled you, it's not Guy Fieri, it's me, Bubes wearing a Guy Fieri Halloween costume.
Bubes Says - Where's my Lamborghini
That Lamborghini is money

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Bubes Says - Pick your favorite Headswap

Hi everyone, it's me again, Michael Bublé. There is nothjing happening for me this week so I get the chance to do an extra post for you all. I am curious which out of all of the 'Bubes Says...' headswaps is your favorite? Take a look back through all of them and vote below for the one you like best.

Bubes Says -  Pick your favorite Headswap
I like this one

Monday, October 28, 2013

Sunday, October 27, 2013

600 posts and climbing

Now that Back to the Future week is over we can return to some form of normality. That normality would be self congratulatory nonsense as we have just passed another milestone. Yesterday we published post number 600 and we still have a lot more to come with no immediate signs of improvement.

Slap 600 - Since 1955
600 posts and still going

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Where are they now? Back to the Future

by +Alexa Rankin

The year was 1985 and the world was waiting for a time travel trilogy to change it's life. As usual Steven Spielberg had his finger on the pulse and with the help of Robert Zemeckis they put together a series of movies to feed our time travel desires. James Cameron had just blown our minds with the negative angle of time travel with The Terminator, and Back to the Future was set to re-balance the time travel karma.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Back to the Science of Time Travel

by +Brad Naylor

Being the closest thing to a resident scientist, the task of analyzing the science of time travel in the Back to the Future series falls upon my shoulders. As far as anyone knows, time travel is still just a theoretical concept, even though there are people who claim to have traveled through time.

The Time Machine
Voting machines in Florida just got more complex

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Predicting the Future - How close were they?

by +Ian C

The writers and producers of the BTTF franchise had to come up with a convincing 1980's version of the future for the second movie. Now that we are living in that future it is time to grade those responsible for creating the screen version of 2015 ahem... I mean 2013 in comparison to the technology of today.

Hoverboard, get yours today
The hoverboard is still not available

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Bubes Says - It's about time

Hi ladies, it's me, Michael BublĂ© and I was just 10 when the first Back to the Future movie came out. But that didn't stop me from really inventing time travel, going back in time and helping Michael out with  those scenes where he would have played two parts. In the third movie for example I played Seamus McFly to save money on all those split screen effects.

Bubes Says - It's about time
1.21 Gigawhats?

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Movie Review - Back to the Future Trilogy

by +Alexa Rankin

Movie Review - Back to the Future Trilogy
Here is a back to back to Back to the Future movie review.

The year was 1985, the place was Hill Valley California and a young man called Michael J. Fox was about to go back in time and kick off one of the biggest movie trilogies of all time.

Part I
The first movie was a fast paced flick across two timezones. The young Marty McFly while assisting his friend Doc Brown with a time travel experiment finds himself hitting 88 miles per hour and travelling back to 1955, in the very same time frame where his parents met and fell in love.

Monday, October 21, 2013

Today is Back to the Future Day

Back to the Future Week
by +Tina Cruris
Today is Back to the Future Day
Is it that time already?
I am deeply honored to be chosen to present to you the Back to the Future Day post. Many people have been waiting for many years for this day October 21st 2013, and now finally, it is upon us. Today has been almost 30 years in the making, since Dr. Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown, Ph.D. first "built a time machine... out of a Delorean" in 1985.
Marty McFly and Doc Brown witness time travel for the first time
"I hope they make these video cameras smaller in the future"

Random Penguin Fact #32

Back to the Future

Random Penguin Fact
Random Penguin Fact

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Back to the Future Week

by +Ian C

This week you will see the future. The future according to Robert Zemeckis and his creative team as they saw it way back in 1989. October 21st 2013 is the future date that Michael J. Fox's Marty McFly traveled to in the second Back to the Future movie, cleverly titled 'Back to the Future - Part II'.

Back to the future day - October 21st 2013
People have waited nearly 30 years for this day

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Burger King attempt healthier fast food

For decades the fast food industry has been slammed for delivering "heart attacks in a bun" to the paying public, but that has been changing slowly over the past decade. The introduction of Salad and the option of Apple Dippers, has made fast food that much healthier to those who choose it.

One of the biggest global fast food enterprises, Burger King, has made a bold move to expand their customers healthful options with the introduction of 'Satisfries'. A new kind of fry which according to BK offers all the flavor of a traditional fry but with 40% less fat and 30% fewer calories (compared to their main competitor). Plus they are crinkled, to avoid confusion I would suspect.

Burger King's new Satisfries
Satisfries from Burger King

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Bubes Says - 50 Shades of No Way

Hi again, it's Wednesday again and I am here to do my usual post. Sorry it's so late but this has been a very busy week for me. Somebody has been encouraging people to squeeze boobs for Breast Cancer Awareness Month and people having trying to squeeze Bubes instead. Anyway, you may have seen news that Charlie Hunnam has pulled out of the 50 Shades of Grey movie.

Bubes Says - 50 Shades of No Way
Does it look like I am into leather and chains?

Monday, October 14, 2013

Sunday, October 13, 2013

October 13th is No Bra Day

Yes ladies, today is the day when we can let the girls loose. Wait a minute, we need a special day to do that? I wonder which pervert thought up No Bra Day. I know that October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and anything that draws attention to that is a good thing (donate here), but do we really need an allotted day when we should not wear a bra? 

No Bra Day, not just for women
No Bra Day, not just for women

Charlie Hunnam pulls out of 50 shades movie

Charlie Hunnam claims that a clash with his busy 'Son's of Anarchy' schedule means that he can no longer play the part of the millionaire pervert, Christian Grey. His early withdrawal from the movie could also cast a cloud over the future of Dakota Johnson's role as Anastasia Steele.

Fifty Shades of Grey - The Movie
Fifty Shades of Grey - The Movie

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Star Trek: TNG - memorable quotes

What were you watching on TV 25 years ago? If you are anything like me then there is a strong chance that it could have been Star Trek: The Next Generation. A new incarnation of the original Star Trek with different values for a different time. Out with Kirk and in with Picard; a more thoughtful Captain who does not have the "Shoot it or Screw it" mentality when it comes to alien races.

Star Trek TNG logo

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Do you like boobs?

by +Brad Naylor

Do you like boobs? Follow these simple instructions to see if you truly are a boob lover.

  1. If you like boobs, smile.
  2. If you like boobs, touch your nose.
  3. If you like boobs, follow Slap the Penguin on facebook
  4. If you like boobs, put your hand in your pocket.
  5. If you like boobs, click here to donate to a breast cancer charity.
Breast Cancer Awareness Penguin
Click me if you like boobs

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Bubes Says - With a Rebel yell she cried more, more, more cheesecake please

Woohoo it's Bubes Wednesday again. I don't know how I do it, but I found time in my busy schedule to share my latest exploits with you. I have been helping that crazy Aussie comedian, Rebel Wilson, with the launch of her new TV series, 'Super Fun Night'.

Bubes Says - With a Rebel yell she cried more, more, more cheesecake please
"These melons can be a real handful" - that's what she said ;)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Spot the catchphrase... Say My Name

Thanks to our weekly celebrity writer, Bubes, for reminding me of this last Wednesday. Yes Walter White from Breaking Bad does indeed have the awesome catchphrase, "Say my name", but where did he get it from?
Destiny's Child featuring Walter H White - Say My Name

Monday, October 7, 2013

Sunday, October 6, 2013

What got slapped 12 months ago - October 2012

by +Tina Cruris

Here we are, the first Sunday of October, and I have to write another reslap post. "What's a reslap post?" It's a chance for us to show you what we were doing this time last year. Think of it as a showcase, or a window to the past when this was actually a funny website.

For the uninitiated, just read on and follow the links in the post headers to see what was happening in October 2012. For those with a little more experience, just go crazy bouncing around the archive. Either way, please leave a comment below or use the "Slap Back" option at the bottom of the sidebar. Take your time and explore our history you may find a hidden gem.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Hot Halloween costumes for 2013

Uh-oh it's October. Time to start procrastinating about a Halloween costume. Today you have exactly 4 weeks until trick or treat time so there is no need to panic yet. You still have 3 weeks to not think about it. For those of you who want to buck the trend and start shopping now we have some ideas for you.

Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus costumes
Click the picture and search "Twerkin"

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Bubes Says - Say My Name

Hi ladies, it's Bubes, your favorite singer and I am back in town after a crazy weekend. We just had the Breaking Bad finale party on Sunday and I, obviously, got to play Walter H. White, a role which I was originally considered for.

Bubes Says... Say My Name
That bald wig left a mark for 2 days

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

October Caption Contest

What an amazing response to the September contest. I will be announcing which of the 13 captioners is the lucky winner later in this post. But as is customary with this kind of ordeal, I shall first introduce the October image for your captioning consideration.

If anybody out there has yet to meet a caption contest then here is a brief summary of the rules.
  1. Caption the image
When you have your caption you can submit it in the comments section HERE, on our FACEBOOK PAGE or by EMAIL.

Here is this month's image,

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