Sunday, October 19, 2014

Granny's muffin brings all the boys to the yard

By Sue Casa via +Tina Cruris

This is a guest post by Sue Casa.

Ask anybody in the town of Witney in Oxford, UK about muffins and they will all say that Betsy Stoker's muffin is the best. Even Prime Minister David Cameron has gone on record praising Betsy's muffin saying, "Her muffin is moist and tasty and if you get the chance to eat it warm....Mmm-mmm-mmmm."

Betsy Stoker cleaning her muffin tray
Betsy like to keep her muffin tray nice and clean

Friday, October 17, 2014

Man finds surprise in stomach after trip to Ireland

Bernoux LaVelle returned home from a trip to Ireland with more than he bargained for. Just 1 hour after his plane landed in Brussels, Bernoux complained of a "weird wriggling feeling" in his stomach. He went to the local hospital where an x-ray and gastrocam exam revealed something lodged in his digestive system, and hopefully you have a strong digestive system when you read his story.

An x-ray image of Bernoux LaVelle's stomach (enhanced)
An x-ray image of Bernoux LaVelle's stomach (enhanced)

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

The spell that was NOT in the Potter movies

By +Tina Cruris

The Harry Potter saga covers seven books and eight movies, and not once was this spell ever known to be used. It's existence was as mythical as the Deathly Hallows until a young wizard happened across it in a book from the restricted section of the library at Hogwarts.

The spell which was NOT in the Harry Potter movies
Would you care to venture a guess before the big reveal?

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

By +Brad Naylor

The entire computer literate universe has no doubt heard by now that the most popular operating system on the planet, Windows, will be skipping version 9 and going straight to Windows 10. STP is first with the facts about why there will be no Windows 9.

Windows 10 startup logo
Note the subtle use of the Roman Numeral X (which means 10)

Friday, October 10, 2014

Don't pick and drive

By +Alexa Rankin

A 40 year old father of three was seriously injured in a car crash yesterday, by his own finger. Dennis Murray was stopped at a stoplight on Ashford Road in Detroit, Mi., when his car was hit from behind by another motorist. The 5 mile per hour impact did not at first seem to be a life threatening one, even though Murray's car was hit hard enough for the airbag to deploy.

Traffic cam image of Murray moments before the impact
Murray picking his nose moments before the crash

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Decathlete awaiting Jenner reassignment operation

By +Ian C

Olympic decathlete and Kardashian Step-dad, Bruce Jenner, is on a waiting list for a gender reassignment operation. He will take the final step next summer and will be known as Bridgette.

Bruce Jenner to become Bridgette Jenner
Bruce will become Bridgette after his Jenner reassignment

Monday, October 6, 2014

George Clooney not gay, but does love Amal

By +Brad Naylor

Contrary to a previous post, George Clooney may not be as gay as we all thought he was, since he recently got married to Anne Hathaway lookalike lawyer Amal Alamuddin.

George Clooney and Amal Hathaway Alamuddin
Clooney and Anne Hathaway lookalike, Amal Alamuddin
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