Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Back in black (and white)

It's October 1st and Slap the Penguin makes a triumphant return after a 2 month layoff. During our time away we had a chance to re-examine our mission statement and rediscover our original direction.

We are so fucking sorry
We are truly sorry

Monday, August 4, 2014

Friday, August 1, 2014

Slap the Penguin Nipple Slip

Many people searching the internet find what they are looking for thanks to the computer algorithms developed by Google, the world's most popular search engine. These algorithms analyze billions of web pages and rank them according to individual search terms. For example, people who type "Slap The Penguin" into the search bar are likely to be shown results which include our website towards the top of the listings.

Slap the Penguin Google Search
What do you find when you 'Google' slap the penguin' ?

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Happy fourth anniversary, STP

Today marks the 4th anniversary of Slap The Penguin. Actually, it is 4 years since My Twist News began, which then evolved into Slap The Penguin after about a year, and we have been evolving ever since. New writers, old material, product reviews and bad puns. Honestly, I don't know why we keep going, but we do.

Slap The Penguin - Fourth Anniversary
Here's to many more...

Monday, July 21, 2014

Random Penguin Fact #71

Random Penguin Fact
Random Penguin Fact

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Summer Break

For those of you who follow us daily, we thought it only fair to warn you that the STP summer break began officially at midnight (stp time) on July 20th. With the exception of pre-scheduled posts you wont see, hear or feel anything from us until August (hopefully).

STP on Vacation
Wish you were here

Friday, July 18, 2014

Hoda Kotb changed her name to hide a big secret

Most American housewives who watch the fourth hour of the Today show are familiar with Kathy Lee Gifford's partner in wine, Hoda Kotb. While KLG's path to the Today show is well known, how many of you know Hoda Kotb's sordid past? Many of those 40 something housewives may be a little jealous.

Kathy Lee and Hoda and wine
Hoda, Kathy and wine on the fourth hour of Today
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