Bieber's Calvin Klein underwear shoot

By +Tina Cruris

You may have noticed recently that there is some fuss about Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein underwear shoot, with suggestions that he was made to look more 'manly' with the aid of digital photographic retouching or 'photoshopping'.

Left: the altered image. Right: what the camera saw

Charlie Hunnam pulls out of 50 shades movie

Charlie Hunnam claims that a clash with his busy 'Son's of Anarchy' schedule means that he can no longer play the part of the millionaire pervert, Christian Grey. His early withdrawal from the movie could also cast a cloud over the future of Dakota Johnson's role as Anastasia Steele.

Fifty Shades of Grey - The Movie

Kim gives Kanye best father's day gift ever

by +Ian C

Just 1 day after Kanye and Kim sold out Stephen Hawking to a race of alien penguins in exchange for amnesty from destruction, and 1 day before father's day, Kim gives birth to a baby girl. So far the baby remains nameless and the media mass speculatrometer has kicked into overdrive about what baby K will be called.

Twilight: Breaking Dawn part 2

In the world of Venn diagrams there is a circle of Slap the Penguin readers and there is a circle of people who will be going to see the new Twilight movie on the day of release (11/16/12), and to the best of my knowledge, these two circles do not intersect. In other words: A∩B=Ø (thanks Brad).

Mutually exclusive sets? I believe so

WTF? Honey Boo Boo

Some of you may already know who she is, but for the rest of you, here is a brief introduction to the phenomenon that is Honey Boo Boo.

I want to strangle her already

World of Warcraft Hacked - Thousands Killed

This week thousands of basement dwellers rediscovered what sunlight was after a hacker broke into an online gaming universe and killed a whole bunch of characters.

I am a level 85 night elf hunter and a level 100 virgin

American Idol - Minaj a Trois

Finally the producers of American Idol, have announced the third and final new judge for the upcoming season 12. A huge talent void was left after the untimely departure of J-Lo and Stephen Tyler after just 2 seasons at the judge's table (this is not the first time talent void has been used in the same paragraph as American Idol).

AI are covering all their musical bases including country, R&B and freak

MTV to cancel Jersey Shore

With the 6th season of Jersey Shore about to hit our screens on October 4th, MTV (which now stands for Moronic TeleVision) have announced that this season will be the last. Personally, I am surprised that it made it this far, however, my job involves me thinking for a living. After this picture of Snooki, Pauly D and the crew, we will examine the circumstances that led to MTV making this earth shattering decision.

The cast of Jersey Shore with a combimed IQ of 78

Kristen Stewart - not so Snow White after all

Rumours abound that Twilight megastar Kristen Stewart cheated on her boyfriend and Twilight co-megastar Robert Pattinson, on the set of her recent movie, Snow White and the Huntsman.

Chris Hemsworth was not on Snow White's radar