Tuesday, December 14, 2010

New CD releases for December 21st

It seems that good music has started it's Christmas vacation already, leaving a big gaping hole for the remainder of the music industry to scramble for the vacant top spot. To use a Christmas analogy, there ain't nothin' left on this turkey but dark meat, gristle and bones.
Yeah, I said Christmas. Not Festive Season, not Holidays... CHRISTMAS.
We make an effort to accommodate your beliefs and religions, so you can sure as hell stop trying to make Christmas more politically correct.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Dear Tina - Bored In The Bedroom

Dear Tina,
my girlfriend is rich and wants to get married. The trouble is, she wants sex all the time and I am already bored with her. Sure, there's stuff we haven't tried yet (pegging, scat, etc) but my real problem is that my greatest turn-on sexually is being with someone I’ve never had sex with before. I always get bored in LTRs after a couple months, and I’m already going through the motions and faking orgasms and enjoying porn behind her back. also, her vaginal secretions smell like burning tires and she wipes her ass incompletely. what should i do?

sincerely, bored in the bedroom

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Dear Tina - Helping Her Peers

Dear Tina,
I have a regular advice column on a popular blog (not as popular as yours) and like you, I am reliant on people sending in questions for me to offer advice. How do you keep a constant flow of topics and questions in order to maintain your column?

Sincerely, George Travis (DearLibby@phoenixdailynews.com)

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The ultimate counterfeit-proof banknote

The new hundy is due to be circulated on February 10th 2011, providing the U.S Department of the Treasury can get the printing machine to work properly.

This is what it looks like. Go print some off*

New CD releases for December 14th

Another week without country music? We knew that Country music was in a hiatus since Brooks and Dunn got divorced and everything coming out of Nashville recently has been Greatest Hits albums.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

New CD releases for December 7th

Finally a week of new releases with no country music. I had to dig out 2 soundtrack CD's and revive a cold dead crooner, but no country. Yeehaw!

Remember, these are just one person's opinions and are slightly biased against anything that isn't Duran Duran or Culture Club - [Ian C]

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