Ashton and Demi split

After weeks of silence Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have announced that they are separating. Their wedding has lasted as long as 30 Kardashian/Humphries weddings, but they are finally calling it quits, or Kwits, according to Ashton's new social platform.

You really went with the ripped photo cliché?

As yet there is no official reason why Demi and Ashton are splitting, but rumors are spreading that she is sick of his alleged philandering. My personal opinion is that she finally saw 'Dude, Where's my car' and realised that he hasn't matured since then.

Dude, we so look like Sue Sylvester and her ugly girlfriend

Demi Moore has never been one to flaunt her private life across the mass media and this situation is no different. Nobody is commenting on the situation and we will have to wait for a formal announcement from her handlers before we know the truth.

The only celebrity we found who had any kind of comment was Demi's ex-husband, Bruce Willis, who told us, "Yippee Ki Yay"

Aww, that's too bad, dude!

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