by +Ian C
A 41 year old man was found bleeding from the groinal region outside a school in Columbus, Ohio. Initial reports say that he had ripped off parts of his penis with his bare hands after eating 'Magic' mushrooms. He was taken to a local hospital along with the portions of penis that the police could find.
A 41 year old man was found bleeding from the groinal region outside a school in Columbus, Ohio. Initial reports say that he had ripped off parts of his penis with his bare hands after eating 'Magic' mushrooms. He was taken to a local hospital along with the portions of penis that the police could find.
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The irony of this story is not lost on us considering we just posted a story about the 20th anniversary of Lorena Bobbitt cutting of her husband's penis with a kitchen knife. Unconfirmed reports state that the browser history on his smartphone shows that he had visited this website at some point in the last 7 days.
Maybe he got the munchies and hallucinated that his penis was a mushroom. On the bright side, he was alone and didn't pull any face eating zombie stuff like that bath salts dude in Miami 12 months ago.
Hopefully this story will serve as a warning to all of you considering doing 'shrooms, and if it doesn't maybe this will help...
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| Magic Mushrooms WILL fuck you up |
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