Sunday, June 16, 2013

Kim gives Kanye best father's day gift ever

by +Ian C

Just 1 day after Kanye and Kim sold out Stephen Hawking to a race of alien penguins in exchange for amnesty from destruction, and 1 day before father's day, Kim gives birth to a baby girl. So far the baby remains nameless and the media mass speculatrometer has kicked into overdrive about what baby K will be called.
Kim and Kanye's baby?

Top of our baby name list so far is Kimye, Jordan, and Taylor; each of which have some connection with one or both parents. Kimye is the E! News portmanteau for the couple, Jordan refers to the reference from Kanye, "I'm the Michael Jordan of music", and Taylor would be for Miss Swift, who Kanye befriended at the 2009 MTV awards.

Kanye West is a 'musician', producer and entrepreneur, and Kim Kardashian is famous for being famous. One of the highlights from Kim's career as a headline maker was her short lived marriage to some guy who everyone has forgotten about.

I am somewhat underqualified to do justice to the remainder of this story, so for a professional insight I defer, as always, to our celebrity/entertainment expert, Honey Badger.

Honey Badger shares his opinion of Kim Kardashian
HoBa is always has his finger on the celebrity pulse
What do you think K+K will name their baby girl? Let us know in the comments section below.

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