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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Meteorologists create a new season called Sprinter

by +Alexa Rankin

In light of recent weather events affecting much of the United States and other Northern hemisphere countries, leading meteorologists have got together and created a new season. Normally we would have transitioned from cold winter weather into a warmer spring season. However, in many states Spring has been somewhat stalled by a Winter which refuses to go away. 

A tree caught between seasons
Will winter ever end in 2013?
Because of this confusion over the two seasons, Spring and Winter, the meteorologists have created the new season of Sprinter, which covers this extended changeover period which is driving people insane. 

In Minnesota, a local NBC weather reporter is entirely to blame for the poor weather. Jerrid Sebesta from Kare 11 has taken full responsibility for 'Sprinter' and is even taking the blame for a multitude of other things on his twitter account @jerridsebesta where he describes himself as a "Part-time weather guy, full-time scapegoat".

Let us know in the comments section what you plan on blaming Jerrid for, or you can share your Sprinter tales with the world. Roll on Spring






1 comment :

nothingprofound said...

Jerrid needs to move to Tucson, where the weatherman is known as Sunny Jim, and all the little boys and girls want to grow up to be just like him.

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