Monday, April 8, 2013

Top 10 hottest animated women

It's been a while since anyone has done a Top 10 post here, so I figured I would make a list. They have always been popular and have promoted discussion in the comments section and I trust that this Top 10 list will do the same.

Since Casey Kasem is busy, and Ryan Seacrest has not returned my requests, I will be presenting the list myself, so...

Here is my list of the 10 most attractive animated women.

10. She-Ra - She-Ra: Princess of Power

She-Ra is He-Man's twin sister so you had better be extra careful when 'tapping that' so that he doesn't find out, otherwise he will kick your ass all over Eternia. Her alter-ego is Princess Adora, which sounds like a stripper name. Ooops, secret's out.

9. Smurfette - The Smurfs
This little cutie really stands out in a crowd, mainly because she is blue, and I don't mean unhappy. Smurfette has been known to feel Grumpy sometimes, but Grumpy likes the attention even though he pretends he doesn't. She is the only female smurf in a village of hundreds of males so she probably gets smurfed all the time.

 8. Daphne Blake - Scooby Doo, Where are you?
Daphne is a part of Mystery Inc., a group of meddling teens and a great dane who go around solving mysteries involving unconvincing witches/ghosts/zombies or any combination of these. The only other girl in Mystery Inc. is Velma, a myopic nerd who wears a very thick sweater. No wonder Fred always says "Let's split up, Velma you go with Scooby and Shag. Daphne and I will check out the upstairs."

 7. Cheetara - Thundercats
Cheetara is one of the Thundercats who battle weekly against the semi-mummified monster Mum-ra. Her powers include running fast, and some psychic ability. Her weapon of choice is a stick, which she wields as she performs various gymnastic moves. It's really hard not to do any pussy jokes right now.

 6. Jessica Rabbit - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
This chick would feature in a lot of men's top 3, but I think she is too slutty. Yes she has curves in all the right places and a dress that constantly reminds you of that fact. Personally I find her 2-dimensional and uninteresting. Maybe if I was drunk and hadn't had some in months then maybe she could get lucky...

 5. Kim Possible - Kim Possible
This one is straight out of left-field, KP probably does not feature on the radar of most people out there. This high-school super spy knows how to handle herself, with the help of her simpleton sidekick, Ron and his naked mole-rat (or that's what he calls it). She has now graduated high-school and is probably still spying somewhere, but at least now she is legal...

 4. Turanga Leela - Futurama
Leela, as she is known, is a cyclops, with an eye for understated fashion. A white tank top, classic black leggings and motorcycle boots are all she needs to wow those future dwellers. She also rocks a giant purple ponytail, and everyone knows that ponytails are sexy. Even purple ones.

 3. Jessie (Team Rocket) - Pokemon
Another purple haired princess, but this one is binocular. One third of Team Rocket with James and Meowth, Jessie battles weekly to capture Pikachu, the little yellow electrical pokemon. Those thigh high boots and white miniskirt leading up to the bare midriff, revealed by the crop-top. I would pokemon her any day.

 2. Princess - Battle of the Planets/Gatchaman
Princess was around in the 70's as a member of G-Force, defending the Solar System from Zoltan and his evil followers. When not in uniform, Princess was an unkempt hippy with a 3 on her t-shirt, signifying her rank. When dressed for action her outfit was a pink mini-dress, knee-high white boots, a white helmet with a swan beak visor and a set of white wings which folded like a cape. She also wore white panties which she would occasionally flash during action scenes. Nice.
1. Janine Melnitz - The Real Ghostbusters
Janine Melnitz is a hard ball Brooklyn gal who answers the phone for The Ghostbusters. She has been known on occasions to don a proton pack and rescue the boys from a particularly stubborn specter. "Who you gonna call?"


Sci-Fi Gene said...

I appear to have stepped into a parallel universe where people think Daphne was the hottest member of the Mystery Gang. I will never understand your alien beliefs.

Troy Engelmann said...

You're sick. I would rather do Shaggy than Velma.

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