Saturday, April 27, 2013

Deported for being too sexy

by +Alexa Rankin

For as long as humans have been around, people have been deported from their homeland, and for many reasons, mostly revolving around being unspeakably naughty or having outspoken political views, but Omar Borkan Al Gala was deported from his home country of Saudi Arabia for simply being too sexy.

Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia (not actual size)
Omar Borkan Al Gala (or OBAG for short) is an actor, model, photographer and poet and all round nice looking guy who is now without a country and is seeking asylum in a place where people are not judged by their looks, but by what they have to offer. And he looks like he has quite a lot to offer.

According to a Saudi report, OBAG and 2 other men were arrested and deported because their striking good looks would be a 'distraction to Saudi women and may cause jealousy among husbands.'

'These men are being removed for their own safety. They may cause temptation among our women and relationships outside of wedlock in our country are illegal.'

Omar Borkan Al Gala
So this is what the fuss is all about
It has been 22 years since an issue with being too sexy has made headlines globally. If you are not old enough to remember the last time then here is a you tube video of that incident. 

Warning, this video contains some disturbing images. 

The thing that made me laugh about Right Said Fred was there were these two brothers, Richard and Fred with shaved heads and muscular bodies and not entirely unattractive, and then the 3rd guy in the band called Rob who was scrawny with curly hair and totally unsexy who looked so out of place. Almost as out of place as the beardless drummer in ZZ Top.

Back to the story. With OBAG and his 2 sexy friends out of the way, the average looking Saudi men have been celebrating their victory over sexiness, with some awkward line dancing.

Saudi Line Dancing
"Don't tell my heart; my achy, breaky heart"
Meanwhile, a homeless OBAG is searching for a country that can handle his smoldering sexiness. Where do you think he will end up? Do you think he is too sexy for his own country? Let me know below in the comments section. I read all of them and reply to the good ones.

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