It is official, the beginning of the end of the world commences less than 1 week from today. Harold Camping's latest guess for The Rapture is October 21st 2011. This is his second attempt this year to predict Judgement Day. Read about the May 21st miscalculation here.
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| Blondie Rapture from 1981 |
Camping continues to move the goalposts, claiming that May 21st was the date of the 'Spiritual Rapture' and that Friday will bring the 'Physical Rapture'. He also suggests that the wrath of God will not be as violent as first suggested. So, the end of the world will be swift and quiet, and instead of the Four Horsemen, we may see the Five Ninja of the Apocolypse.
[technically if they are ninja then we wont actually see them as they are masters of stealth]
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| Prepare to meet your maker |
If you believe Harold Camping, then it is time for you to get your affairs in order (again). Here is a list of 5 things to do in the 5 days before the rapture:
- Remortgage your house and buy that flashy sports car.
- Tell your boss exactly what you think about him/her.
- Hit on your wife's best friend/sister/mother/all three.
- Buy a chainsaw and take care of your neighbors yappy dog.
- Line up the cast of Jersey Shore and punch them all in the face.
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| RUN, MISTER FLUFFYKINS, RUUUN ! ! |
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