Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Taylor Swift is a slut

Seriously, how many 'men' is that chick going to date? I admit that "slut" may be a slightly strong term to use since we don't know how many of them she actually slept with, but the headline got your attention. The 22 year old country music star has now been seen out with Harry Styles from Brit boy-band One Direction, just hours after dumping her previous beau, Conor Kennedy.

Conor Kennedy, Harry Styles and Taylor Swift Montage
Taylor is planning her January boyfriend already
Taylor Swift has a reputation for short lived romances with famous guys and early in 2011 STP compared her behavior to that of an emotion vampire, collecting material for her musical endeavors. Since she broke onto the music scene in 2006, Taylor has had at least a dozen high profile boyfriends that we know about.
  • Joe Jonas
  • Taylor Lautner
  • Lucas Till
  • John Mayer
  • Cory Monteith
  • Toby Hemingway
  • Jake Gyllenhaal
  • Zac Efron
  • Garrett Hedlund
  • Eddie Redmayne
  • Conor Kennedy
  • Harry Styles
There is almost as much speculation about who will be unlucky 13 (after Harry) as there is about who will play Christian Grey in the movie adaptation of the book "50 Shades of Grey". Incidentally, top of our list to play Christian Grey is Paul Reubens, but that is another story.

So what does Taylor Swift see in the 18 year old, crotch grabbing, boy-bander Harry Styles? He does bear a passing resemblance to #11 Conor Kennedy (and others on the list), with his wild eyebrows and his hair carefully coiffed into an unkempt mess. He is also independently wealthy and successful so is in no way going to attempt to leech off her career like K-Fed did with Britney Spears.

Most of all, I think that Taylor is an opportunist and Harry was in the wrong place at the wrong time. She enchanted him with her elven magic and she will milk another 3 or 4 songs out of him for her next CD.

On a side note, do you think Taylor Swift is really that attractive? Please use the poll below to register your opinion of Taylor Swift's looks.


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