Thursday, July 11, 2013

Happy Slurpee Day

Sorry, but there is not much else happening today so Happy Slurpee Day. A Slurpee is the frozen slush drink sold by 7-eleven stores and is the best known cause of the medical condition known as brain freeze.

A turdee by slurpee
Yes, you read it right
So, why is today Slurpee Day? The date is 7/11 and Slurpees are exclusively sold by 7-eleven. See the connection now? It's like when all the stoners light up on 4/20. Anyway, if you can get to a 7-eleven before 7 p.m. you can get a free 12 ounce Slurpee.

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