Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Huggies Royal Birth giveaway

by +Ian C

Great news for their Royal Highnesses William and Kate as they welcome Prince George to the world on July 22nd 2013. There is also great news for every couple who became a family on that day. 
Huggies Royal Giveaway
Huggies Royal Giveaway
Every baby* who was delivered in the United States on July 22nd 2013 (local time) will receive a 1 year supply of Huggies diapers (or nappies as the Brits call them). Parents must register the birth at the Huggies website and then submit a copy of the birth certificate as proof of the birth date to receive this offer.

RULES *When we say 'every baby' we obviously don't mean every baby. We need restrictions to protect our image and prevent ourselves from going broke, This offer is only open to married parents who started a family legitimately. Children born deliberately on July 22nd 2013 to take advantage of our promotion will be disqualified from the offer. This includes but is not limited to babies who were induced or born by Caesarean section. Please do not enter if your baby is ugly.

A 1 year supply of Huggies Newborn diapers will be mailed to the address submitted at a rate of one 48 count package per month for a period of 12 months.  If your child is, or becomes too big for the Newborn size then tough shit, give them away to someone else. This promotion is to make us look good, not to make your life easier, you freeloader. Offer limited to the first 1,000 valid entries. 1 entry per household. Offer closes July 31st 2013.

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