Saturday, July 27, 2013

Dear Tina - I yodel when I climax

by +Tina Cruris

Dear Tina, there is no other way of putting this, but when I reach climax I begin to yodel and continue to do so until fully satisfied.  This has not really been a big issue until recently when my 6 year old daughter overheard me and came into the bedroom to find out what I was singing about.

My husband of 8 years has learned to live with it, even though he says it's cute. It was also a reason why I was so 'popular' during my college years. Now, however, it is an embarrassment because I didn't realize how loud the yodeling actually was.

I have tried to bite down on a pillow and my husband has tried covering my mouth but the sound still gets out. I don't want to have to curb my sex life so what do you suggest I can do to enjoy sex without disturbing my children or causing embarrassment.

Sincerely,  Auntie Climax

Dear Auntie Climax, thank you so much for emailing me your question. Every woman is different in the bedroom. Some of us are quiet and some of us are real screamers and some of us (it would seem) are yodelers. I am curious where the yodeling came from. Do you have Austrian or Bavarian genes? Are you related to the late Jimmie Rodgers? Anyway, it doesn't really matter where it came from. The fact is, that is how your body expresses itself during those intimate sexual moments with your husband and his Alpenhorn.

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Heidi Hi
Making noises at climax is nothing to be ashamed of, but with younger children around the house you do need to try to be as discrete as possible. You will need to pick those opportune moments when interruptions won't happen. Perhaps while little ones are at school or sound asleep. Or find a reason for the yodeling. Maybe it is time to invest in a DVD of The Sound of Music, which would give you a fine excuse for you to 'practice your yodeling' behind closed doors.

Let me know how it works out for you.


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