Tuesday, July 9, 2013

North West baby name revelation

Kim and Kanye have faced their share of mocking since announcing the name of their new baby daughter. Aside from giving her an unusual name, North, they were also panned for not continuing the tradition of giving a Kardashian child a K-name.

Kim, Kanye and Kid
Kim, Kanye and Kid
We have obtained a copy of the birth certificate which identifies the child as Knorth West, not North West as initially reported. I assume that the K is silent as in knee, knockout or ktalentless

The press release stated that the newborn was named North West, with no middle name and no K, however this new discovery shows that Kimye played it safe to appease monster matriarch, Kris Jenner, who wants to maintain an alliterative progeny.

Knorth West Birth Certificate
Knorth West Birth Certificate
Kris Jenner claims she had no involvement in the naming of her granddaughter and denies absolutely that she insisted on Knorth's name beginning with K. "I stayed out of that one," Jenner said, "I did the same thing with Kourtney when she named Mason and Penelope."

Don't you mean Kmason and Kpenelope?

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