Monday, August 2, 2010

Wailing banshees object to 'Canadian Singers' comparison

A small group of wailing banshees have objected to being used as a comparison for female Canadian singers. Often included in this sub-genre are Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Avril Lavigne, Sarah McLachlan, Justin Bieber, Joni Mitchell, Alanis Morisette and Bryan Adams.
Female Canadian Singers - Wailing Banshees
One of these things doesn't belong here...
"To be compared with the women of the Canadian music industry is incredibly hurtful for us" claimed one banshee. "We are the omens of death! Our wails signify impending doom and the forthcoming departure into the otherworld of those who hear us."

In fairness, after reading their comments we think the banshees are being over sensitive and the comparison is accurate.

Note:- Bryan Adams technically is not female, but after 'Everything I Do...' we felt compelled to include him. Justin Bieber is also not a woman, however he is not a man either, and the Harry Potter actor thought he was female after listening to him on the radio, and that's good enough for us.


Deray said...

Jajajajaja I actually don't mind most of the singers you have up-there. Except for Bieber, yikes!

Unknown said...

Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause but to me Bryan Adams is still number 1.wehew!

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