Wednesday, August 18, 2010

My Twist News has 2 new writers

My Twist News would like to welcome two new writers into (above) the fold.

Jack Stropp has been brought on board for his sports writing abilty. He played some football way back during his high school years and is the most qualified person with computer experience I could find on Craigs List. He is also a belligerent S.O.B. and will be writing an occasional column where he just rants about things that annoy him.

Brad Naylor was found in a Home Depot lining up hoes according to height. He didn't work there, he just likes to do wacky things and generally make a nuisance of himself. His background is in home repair so he will be responsible for food, drink, cooking and household stuff.

I anticipate they should have some stories up soon, and when they do, please comment on their stories so that we can decide whether to keep them or fire them.

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