Susan Boyle - The Gift
Susan 'The Gargoyle' Boyle has been photoshopped for her the cover of her Christmas offering, which is a refreshingly traditional collection of seasonal songs that would not be out of place at a school Christmas concert. All that is missing is the overzealous pianist/music teacher, a version of 'Calypso Carol' and the boy in the back row picking his nose instead of singing.
Track Listing
1. Perfect Day
2. Hallelujah
3. Do You Hear What I Hear (Duet with Amber Stassi)
4. Don't Dream It's Over
5. The First Noel
6. O Holy Night
7. Away In a Manager
8. Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
9. Auld Lang Syne
10. O Come All Ye Faithful
Bon Jovi - Greatest Hits
Who knew that Bon Jovi had enough material to release a greatest hits CD? And a 2 disc offering at that. Personally I think that Bon Jovi are overrated and should not be able to charge in excess of $100 for concert tickets.
Track Listing
Disc #1
1. Livin' On A Prayer
2. You Give Love A Bad Name
3. It's My Life
4. Have A Nice Day
5. Wanted Dead Or Alive
6. Bad Medicine
7. We Weren't Born To Follow
8. I'll Be There For You
9. Born To Be My Baby
10. Blaze Of Glory
11. Who Says You Can't Go Home (Duet with Jennifer Nettles)
12. Lay Your Hands On Me
13. Always
14. Runaway
15. What Do You Got?
16. No Apologies
Disc #2
1. In These Arms
2. Someday I'll Be Saturday Night
3. Lost Highway
4. Keep The Faith
5. When We Were Beautiful
6. Bed Of Roses
7. This Ain't A Love Song
8. These Days
9. (You Want To) Make A Memory
10. Blood On Blood
11. This Is Love This Is Life
12. The More Things Change
Reba McEntire - All The Women I Am
Never heard of her, but her music sounds like good honest country. Maybe Reba is Shania Twain's mother. She kinda looks like that woman from that TV show where the woman gets to hang out with her ex-husband's new girlfriend. What was that show called?
Track Listing
1. Turn On The Radio
2. If I Were A Boy
3. The Bridge You Burn
4. Cry
5. When Love Gets A Hold Of You
6. Somebody's Chelsea
7. All The Women I Am
8. The Day She Got Divorced
9. A Little Want To
10. When You Have A Child
Elvis Presley - Viva ELVIS - The Album
We know that Elvis is the true king but the people from Cirque du Soleil have trashed his music while trying to cash in on his legacy. Now to rub salt into the wounds, they have released this soundtrack from the stage show. If you like your Elvis mashed with a little jazz, funk and hip hop then click the image and buy it right now. Otherwise, keep scrolling.
Track Listing
1. Opening
2. Blue Suede Shoes
3. That's All Right
4. Heartbreak Hotel
5. Love Me Tender
6. King Creole
7. Bossa Nova Baby
8. Burning Love
9. Memories
10. Can't Help Falling In Love
11. You'll Never Walk Alone - Piano Interlude
12. Suspicious Minds
Cradle Of Filth - Darkly Darkly Venus Aversa
2 whole discs of British rock. What is wrong with that statement? Everything.
COF are not really a rock band. They are an ultra heavy, super fast metal band. Described as "Iron Maiden on crack in a graveyard of angels!" by one person and by another as "What in the hell is that shit?"
Also it is not 2 full discs. Disc 2 is only 4 tracks, so unless the band went for some serious extended guitar fornication like Knopfler or Satriani to fill the second disc then they should have just squeezed it onto disc 1.
And if anyone cares, Venus Aversa is an old slang term for (looks both ways and then whispers) Anal Sex.
Track Listing
Disc #1
1. The Cult Of Venus Aversa2. One Foul Step from the Abyss
3. The Nun with the Astral Habit
4. Retreat of the Sacred Heart
5. The Persecution Song
6. Deceiving Eyes
7. Lilith Immaculate
8. The Spawn Of Love and War
9. Harlot on a Pedestal
10. Forgive Me Father (I Have Sinned)
11. Beyond Eleventh Hour
Disc #2
1. Beast of Extermination
2. Truth & Agony
3. Mistress from the Sucking Pit
4. Behind the Jagged Mountain
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