Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Justin Bieber uses the 'N' word

By +Alexa Rankin

Fading pop star Justin Bieber is recoiling from the release of a video he made when he was just 14 years old in which he sings about killing a black person and joining the Ku Klux Klan, while parodying one of his songs, 'One Less Lonely Girl'.

Justin Bieber tries to explain his actions as a dumb 14 year old kid
Justin Bieber regrets his 'One Less Lonely N!&&@' video from 5 years ago
Bieber has issued an apology for his past indiscretion blaming naivety and ignorance for the error in judgement. He also denies that he recorded more N-word videos, and the rumors circulating are malicious and are a deliberate attempt to do harm to his image.

We are waiting for the following 'mythical' Bieber videos to surface:-
  • N!&&@ and a Beat
  • Never say N!&&@
  • N!&&@ like us
  • N!&&@ Let You Go
  • SomeN!&&@ to Love
  • Stuck in the N!&&@
  • Blackpack
This video debacle comes at an awkward time for Bieber since he was on the verge of breaking his record for the 'longest period of time before doing anything stupid to further self destruct his music career'. The record still stands at 46 days.

Bieber begs to not be deported
"I'll be good. I promise."
Bieber detractors have taken this opportunity to renew their 'Deport Bieber' campaign claiming that he is not only a bad influence to the kids who used to look up to him, but that he is also a douche-bag. Since there is no precedent for deportation on charges of douchebaggery, it is likely that the secondary charges would be dismissed, however, given his criminal record which already includes assault, drug use, underage drinking, drag racing, failure to grow a complete mustache and frivolous winking, there is a strong case against his continuing residency. 

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