WTF? - Zuckerberg, you can't buy friends

So, Mark Zuckerberg, creator of the social media leviathan, Facebook, is donating $100 million to schools in Newark, NJ. He will be joining the goddess of tax break giveaways, Oprah Winfrey on her show this Friday.

What could possibly spur such a generous donation? Could it be an insurance policy to counteract any upcoming negative publicity?

I hope the taping of the show does not overrun since 26 year old Mark will be itching to get to the premier of "The SoCal Network" a movie about a socially inept computer geek from San Diego who can only make friends through a computer interface.

Who cropped the shit off the top of this image?