Friday, September 10, 2010

Top 10 misheard lyrics

It has happened to all of us as some point in our lives. The sudden realization that for days, months or even years we have been singing the wrong words to a song. The degree of embarrassment depends on the song, what you were actually singing and how you found out. Whether you looked up the lyrics, or a friend corrected you or you just had an epiphany.

Christina Aguilera and the National Anthem
Christina Aguilera and the National Anthem
We have compiled a list of what we consider to be the funniest misheard lyrics. I know the post title says Top 10, but you will be so busy laughing that you won't notice we shorted you.

You can listen to the clips in the poll section at the bottom of this page.

Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer
"it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not"

Beck - Where it's at
"two ton titties and a microphone"

Taylor Swift - Our Song
"a first date meant I didn't kiss the little shithead"

Adele - Chasing Pavements
"or should I just keep chasing penguins"

Manfred Mann Earth Band - Blinded by the Light
"wrapped up like a douche I'm gonna rub her in the night"

Elton John - Tiny Dancer
"hold me close or tie me down sir"

Genesis - Invisible Touch
"she seems to have some invisible duck shit"

Mariah Carey - Without You
"no I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving"

We would love to hear some of your misheard lyrics, please add your comments and let us know what you have been singing instead of the real words.


Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

When she was younger, my wife thought that "Beast of Burden" by the Rolling Stones was about a guy who'd never leave his pizza burnin'.

Not nearly as funny as invisible duck shit, but misunderstood.

Anonymous said...

Still laughing about "Shamu the mysterious whale" = "She Moves In Mysterious Ways" by U2

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