USA stuffed by Turkey

Or Türkiye or however they say it now

Thursday 25th June 2026, 22 weeks before Thanksgiving, and the US national soccer team faced off against the nation of Turkey in the final group match in group D of the Soccer World Cup. The US team had already qualified as group winner, thanks 2 to previous wins in the group against soccer giants, Australia and Paraguay and did not need to win this match to proceed. Just as well, the Turks were playing for national pride as they had already been called out as one of the worst teams ever, having taken 70+ shots on goal and scored with none of them, so they had something to prove. They also had nothing to lose with no mathematical way of proceeding to the next round and were already booked on a plane home.

The score is now embroidered in history

Austin Powers 4 - Mike Myers says "Yeah, baby"

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Mike Myers has recently confirmed that the next movie in the Austin Powers series is in the works. The Powers character and his cronies have seen a brief resurgence in a Verizon commercial being shown during World Cup soccer matches, and Myers believes it is time to bring the same tired old jokes to a new generation.

Allow me to introduce... myself

UFC Freedom 250 to take place on White House lawn

Officially named #1 shitfest of 2026 (so far)

Sunday 14th June 2026 is Flag Day here in America, but fuck that shit, it’s UFC Freedom 250 day, a much more important event in the history of the USA, and to celebrate it, the illustrious leader has built an Octagon on the front lawn of the White House. I get that America is celebrating its quarter millennial birthday, and nothing says Happy Birthday like a dozen people Ultimate Fighting each other over the course of an evening in front of 5000 people.

Freedom is still covered until the Republicans can confirm its definition

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