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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Brand Perry Split

Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting a divorce after only 14 months of wedded bliss. Rumours abound as to the reasons for the split, but so far my favorite is that Russell wants to settle down and have kids and Katy still wants to party.
Brand and Perry - Separated at birth? Well they are separated now
Brand and Perry - Identical except for the chin and chest hair
The news of the split has sent shock waves around the entertainment universe for two primary reasons. Firstly, they put on such a good face, even up to the very end, that people had no idea they were having difficulties. Secondly, a miscommunication meant that residents of the country music world were mourning the break-up of 'If I Die Young' stars, The Band Perry.
The Band Perry - No relation to Russell or Katy
The Band Perry - easily confused with Brand-Perry
Yes, there are similarities... scruffy guy with poor fashion sense + a cute girl, but TBP have a surplus of scruffy fashion shy guys.

From what I hear on the grapevine, Katy and Russell have had an amicable split. He moved back to England to live with his Mum, leaving Katy the $6.5 million mansion. Russell has not answered our phone calls, probably because we made fun of him here and here, so we are unable to confirm if he will be appearing as Fred in the remake of Drop Dead Fred.
Katy Perry's Twitter feed
Katy Perry's Recent Twitter Feed
Katy so far has cancelled a couple of concerts and tweeted that she won't be attending the People's Choice Awards, as well as telling her twitter fans that "NO ONE speaks for me". I wonder if she will go back to kissing girls and liking it?





2 comments :

Katy Perry's Mom and Dad said...

I heard she kissed Tebow and she liked it. Just Sayin'

Bussell Rand said...

I heard that Tebow isn't into kissing girls outside of wedlock. Just sayin' too

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