Thursday, September 5, 2013

Miley Cyrus stars in new movie - Twerknado

by +Alexa Rankin

SyFy channel has been known to commission some fairly crappy movies, mostly involving sharks, including their recent hit Sharknado. Just like John Water's movies of the 60's and 70's, these SyFy movies are 'so bad that they are good' cult classics.

Miley Cyrus - Twerknado
Miley Cyrus - "Twerking is better than working"
The latest movie about to pop off the SyFy trash movie conveyor belt is yet another disaster flick. Twerknado, stars Miley Cyrus as an aging child TV star who wants to shake off her goody goody image. She does this by getting on stage, stripping to her undies and shaking her ass in front of an audience of millions. Her twerking actions are so outrageous that she generates a tornado which wreaks havoc up and down the Las Vegas strip. The title is a clever word joining (portmanteau) of Twerk and Tornado. Twerknado... get it?

The only thing that can stop this destructive force is Kanye West and he is no where to be seen, and neither is her father. Can anything stop this Twerknado nightmare? Please.

1 comment :

zobop republic said...

What ever happened to her Foam Finger Lover? Got to have that!

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