Sunday, September 29, 2013

8 Bit News - Liquor store offers discount for flashing breasts

by +Alexa Rankin

It's been a while but finally we have another 8-bit news story for you. The idea behind 8-bit news is to convert the supporting images to 8 bit versions (like on an old school computer) so that the pictures don't detract from the impact of the story.

This post is about a Florida liquor store which offers a sliding scale discount to ladies who flash the store staff.

Qwiker Liquor in Panama Beach, Florida has introduced a tiered discount system for it's female patrons. They were already a busy and successful store, especially during spring break thanks to their 'Spin the Wheel' incentive, but with this promotion they reckon they are going to break all records and have some fun doing it.

Flash discounts at Kwiker Liquor
An advertisement for the Kwiker Liquor flash discount
The women who want to partake simply flash their breasts and are rated on a scale from 1 to 10, this rating is the percentage discount they receive on their entire purchase.

"We are confident that we will see a dramatic upturn in sales, especially once we get into 2014 and those spring breakers start rolling in." said owner/manager Jack Purves. "Everyone entering the store must be 21 or older by law, so we have a guaranteed adult only environment."
maximum flash discount recipients
These girls were all 10% discount earners
"So far we have seen maybe 1 in 5 women flashing for the discount and we are probably averaging a rating of 7 out of 10," said Ben Moraless, a full time associate at Qwiker. "I just hope that some of Florida's older residents don't hear about our discount scheme."
Old lady in Florida
10% off Carlo Rossi wine for showing my what?
It looks like the flash discount scheme could be heading for some big things going into the Holidays and New Year. And no doubt business will boom once the Spring Breakers hit Florida. 

We have heard rumors that a larger 'under the counter' discount is available by invitation only, but Jack, Ben and the rest of the Qwiker Liquor crew deny it emphatically. Although their logo may suggest otherwise.
Qwiker Liquor Logo
The suggestive Qwiker Liquor Logo
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