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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Magic Mike

It seems that media is currently focusing on a single sector of the population. With the recent viral explosion of the '50 Shades' trilogy of books and the soon to be released 'Magic Mike', sex crazed women have become a very important demographic.

Magic Mike and his friends
The movie revolves around Mike (played by Channing Tatum), a stripper who by definition is magic. Matthew McConaughey is his older stripper mentor who teaches him how to dance, romance and wet ladies pants, all while making money. Basically that is the entire storyline, and nobody feels cheated.

Women aren't looking for a storyline, they get to see a bunch of hot actors stripping, and men don't care because they won't be going to see it anyway. Not unless it's modern guy with a fairly new girlfriend, looking to get some residual action as a result of the meatfest.

Magic Mike DVD/BluRay
Magic Mike - Own his ass now!
This movie is set to be the biggest movie of the year so far, and many theaters are hoping that this is the case since the cost of preparing theaters for this movie release has been staggering. Many larger chains have opted for a full seat replacement with new juice-proof dry wipe theater seating, while the smaller chains and independants have chosen to go with an ultra-scotchguard treatment and disposable seat 'napkins' which are handed out with ticket purchase, much like 3D glasses.

Rubberised Dry Wipe Theater Seating
And now, for a special person in my life, who just happens to be a big fan of the star of this movie, some pictures.

Chasing Totem

Aching Rectum

Tanning Chatum

Banging Scrotum

Grabbing Junkum
Does it look like he is grabbing those other 2 guys in that last picture?

Check out Magic Mike this Friday 29th June, or do what I am doing. Taking the wife to see Magic Mike and leaving her there while I go watch Ted with Mark Wahlberg, which also opens Friday.

Magic Mike is now available on BluRay/DVD... own him now.


1 comment :

Mrs Tatum said...

What about calling him Tantric Mating?

I would love to do that with him

OMG, now I have to change my panties

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