Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Mitt Romney's 3rd nipple

Mitt Romney is literally moments from being confirmed as the Republican Presidential candidate to run against Barack Obama for the right to sit in the most famous oval office on the planet. Willard M. Romney is a successful businessman, husband, father of five and a member of a very select group of people.
Taggart, Matthew, Joshua, ummm... prompt
Members of this group are known as Supernumerary Polytheliacs; people who have a third nipple. There are a number of celebrities who are in the affectionately named 'Triple Nipple Club', including 'Marky' Mark Wahlberg, Tilda Swinton and Lily Allen. There are even fictional members with fictional extra nipples like the Golden Gun wielding Fransisco Scaramanga and Chandler Bing from Friends.
Clockwise: Mark Wahlberg, Tilda Swinton, Lily Allen, Scaramanga
Center: Carrie Underwood
The presence of an extra nipple is such an embarrassment to some people that they seek to have theirs removed as Carrie Underwood did, while other celebrities take every opportunity to remove their shirt in every single movie they make. In the immortal words of Steve Carrell...

Oops, flying off at a tangent. Back to the story, Mitt Romney's 3rd nipple.... this is the image that started the whole triple nipple story.
Look, there is a third tit in this picture
Well, this is Slap the Penguin, and although it is against my better judgement, I am contractually obliged to add the following picture to this post. Her stage name is probably an allusion to her talents, like Trinity Mounds or Trixie Nipps.

I'm calling FAKE on this chick


Chick Deney said...

Maybe he should change his name to Tit Romney...!?

Brock O'Badger said...

It looks like he is wearing a black and yellow girdle in the beach picture

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