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Sunday, June 10, 2012

What your Dad really wants for Father's Day

Don't believe the hype. Your dad does not want most of the things the commercials tell you he wants. I am not a dad, but I know many dads, and although they pretend to like the 'World's Greatest Dad' mug, or the matching handkerchief and boxer shorts set, or the 3 pack of custom image golf balls with your face on it, these things are practically useless and unwanted.

World's Greatest Dud ! !

So what does your dad really want for Father's Day on June 17th? I asked a bunch of my dad buddies what they wanted for Father's Day and the carousel below summarises the most asked for gifts.


In no particular order, the highlights are:
  • Ninja Kitchen System 1100 - a fancy blender that will smoosh anything
  • Original Man Candle: BBQ - candles made for men with manly aromas
  • The Clint Eastwood StarCollection DVD - 5 movies from a real man's man
  • Jaybird Stereo Bluetooth Headphones - Stereo Bluetooth Headphones by Jaybird
Buy them for your dad. Buy them now. He will love you forever.

If there are any dads reading this and you want to add something to this list, please use the comments section and share your thoughts with the world.





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