Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Bubes Says... Maybe now they will respect me as a serious artist

Hello, it's me again, the one and only Bubes. Boy I have had such a rough week and it's only Tuesday. I know I am a day early but I could not wait to show you what I have been up to. I had to stand in for Miley Cyrus at the VMA's on Sunday because she had too much to drink and passed out in her dressing room.

Bubes Says... Maybe now they will respect me as a serious artist
A serious artist, in a bear costume?
I was the hottest thing on stage that night. Even Lady Gaga was like "What the Eff is she wearing?". And what about Robin Thicke? I found out on stage how he got that name...

Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus
"Aaaargh, get it off me!", or
"Kanye, take the mic, PLEASE", or
"Your parents did a shitty job of raising you"
Seriously though, I couldn't have done it without help from my sponsor, Hamburger Helper. Thanks to you guys, especially Helping Hand, who really helped me that night ;)

Miley with assistance from the Hamburger Helper mascot
"You don't need help with that Sloppy Ho Joe"
I am such a great performer, I have talent oozing out of every orifice. Even my vagina can sing.

Miley Cyrus has a singing vagina
Miley, put your tongue away
Please use the comments section to share your thoughts about Miley's VMA performance. I would like to know if there is anybody out there that actually thought it was good or even great.

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