Saturday, February 14, 2015

Print out your own Valentine's Day extension

By +Ian C

This year Valentine's Day falls on a Saturday, which means that there are very few excuses for forgetting to get the love of your life a card/chocolates/bunch of flowers/fluffy toy. However, those who do forget can print out an official extension from the US Department of Marital Harmony. The extension is valid only for married couples and is a one time benefit to prevent men from spending the weekend sleeping on the couch.

Form VD1 Valentine's Day extension
Click this image, then print it and get a reprieve

It doesn't matter what the reason is for not getting your wife a gift, you can use this letter to get an extra 24 hours to cover your ass. Just make sure you get your ass down to the gas station early on Sunday morning before all the other guys buy up all the tacky looking bunches of flowers.

Gas Station Flowers - Romantic
Gas Stations always have awesome Valentine's Day choices
Don't be the guy that comes home on Sunday morning with nothing but a newspaper and a 6 piece glazed donut assortment. This form will not cover you for making a poor gift choice, it only gives you another chance to run out and get something.

What did you get your loved one for Valentine's Weekend? Did you get it on time? Did you use the VD1 form? Share below.

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