Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Top 10 "staring at boobs" images

By +Alexa Rankin

For years men have stared at boobs, and many of them think that they have mastered the art of the subtle stare. Sorry guys, most of your efforts don't go unnoticed. Yes some of you are very discreet, but none of you actually, totally get away with it.

Caught you looking...
Men are not really that subtle when it comes to boobs
Some of you men are very subtle with your fleeting glances, but we know when you are getting a peep, our nipples start tingling like Peter Parker's spider sense. With other guys we don't need our radareola, because subtlety is not in their vocabulary.

I have compiled a top 10 of guys (and one girl) getting what they think is a free cleavage shot, ranging from the nervous sideways glance to some pretty ballsy stares.

Staring at boobs
"Must. Maintain. Eye. Contact."
Staring at boobs
"Please don't notice my erection"
Staring at boobs
"If she turns around, I'm trying to read her name badge"
Staring at boobs
"Slut! Bitch! Whore!"
Staring at boobs
"I love what you did with your hair"
Staring at boobs
"Is that a piece of popcorn?"
Staring at boobs
Staring at boobs
"Have you seen my keys?"
Staring at boobs
"Come to Daddy"
Staring at boobs
"She doesn't see me looking, I'm going for a feel"
And every now and then, we let you know that we see you looking, just to see how you embarrassed you get when you find out.

Staring at boobs
"Those are some sweet tennis bat"
Ladies, tell us about your creeper experiences. Guys have you ever got away with a boob peek? Are you sure you got away with it? Use the comments section to share.

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