For years men have stared at boobs, and many of them think that they have mastered the art of the subtle stare. Sorry guys, most of your efforts don't go unnoticed. Yes some of you are very discreet, but none of you actually, totally get away with it.
|Men are not really that subtle when it comes to boobs|
Some of you men are very subtle with your fleeting glances, but we know when you are getting a peep, our nipples start tingling like Peter Parker's spider sense. With other guys we don't need our radareola, because subtlety in not in their vocabulary.
I have compiled a top 10 of guys (and one girl) getting what they think is a free cleavage shot, ranging from the nervous sideways glance to some pretty ballsy stares.
|"Must. Maintain. Eye. Contact."|
|"Please don't notice my erection"|
|"If she turns around, I'm trying to read her name badge"|
|"Slut! Bitch! Whore!"|
|"I love what you did with your hair"|
|"Is that a piece of popcorn?"|
|"Have you seen my keys?"|
|"Come to Daddy"|
|"She doesn't see me looking, I'm going for a feel"|
And every now and then, we let you know that we see you looking, just to see how you embarrassed you get when you find out.
|"Those are some sweet looking...um...err...ummmm...nice tennis bat"|