Friday, November 8, 2013

Blue Language on the set of Smurfs 3

by +Tina Cruris

Even though there is not a smurf called Cursey Smurf, it doesn't stop those tiny adorable blue creatures from using blue language. During down time on the set of Smurfs 3 the air is filled with obscenities which would make Kathy Griffin blush.

Grouchy Smurf using blue language
I wonder why they call him Grouchy Smurf...
Many members of the production team have walked off the set vowing never to return unless the Smurfs moderate their language and stop being crude and offensive. According to script supervisor, Elizabeth Tremblay, the Smurfs behavior on set is worse than that of Christian Bale. Tremblay has kept a list of all the offensive things she has heard, and after a lot of begging she has shared it with us.

A list of foul phrases from the mouths of smurfs
A list of smurf curses
It's not just Grouchy Smurf who has been upsetting people. Papa Smurf, Brainy Smurf, and Gutsy Smurf have all been seen and heard being disgusting around the Columbia Pictures back lot. The worst offender of all of the little blue people is Smurfette.

Smurfette, the dirty little slut
Smurfette is the worst of the bunch
Smurfette (real name Skitne Munnen) puts all the male smurfs to shame with her foul and suggestive language. She was almost kicked off the set of Smurfs 2 for sexually harassing many of the cast and crew, especially Neil Patrick Harris. Now the actions of Smurfette and her little blue friends are jeopardizing the completion of the 3rd Smurf movie, which may not be a bad thing considering how awful the second movie was.

What's the worst thing you have ever heard a smurf say? What's the worst thing you have ever done with a smurf? Share if you dare.

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