Sunday, February 20, 2011

NADSAQ Index - February 19th 2011

Another week of people being nadsaqs and finding themselves on our index. Remember, the index is based on a score from 0-100%. Anyone achieving a score of 100% is a complete nadsaq.

NADSAQ Index February 19 2011
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Jimmie Johnson
Jimmie Johnson (50%) [JIJO]
Nobody likes a person who totally dominates his sport without giving others a chance. Especially when they give an interview and are so totally smug about the fact that nobody can beat them. The only issue with that premise is that NASCAR does not qualify as a sport in the same way that slot racing is not a sport.

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton (62%) [PHIL]
Happy Birthday Paris, what is it like to be 30? And what is it like to have a $5000 cake stolen from your birthday party by a gatecrasher? The people you invite to your parties are not your friends, they are freeloaders. You are rich and stupid and will never have real friends so go make up with that Kardashian girl and be rich and dumb together. Safety in numbers.

Frankie Muniz
Frankie Muniz (81%) [FMUN]
It seems that 25 year old Frankie is getting 'in the middle' of things again. He called 911 because he was in a fight with his girlfriend, Elycia Turnbow, and didn't want to “lose control”. He apparently held a gun to his own head while she was slapping him in the face. He then went to the hospital and when he returned home they argued again and he went 'Chris Brown' on her.

Billy Ray Cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus (89%) [BRCY]
We suggested last week that Miley would be a safe investment, but here is Daddy Ray Cyrus getting his own brief spell at the top end of the index. This week Billy Ray opened up his Achy Breaky Heart to the world saying that he is scared for his daughter and the situation she finds herself in currently. He hates the Hannah Montana brand for making Miley what she is today. BULLSHIT. You are her Dad and you did not do your job.

Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber (93%) [BIEB]
This index rating is related to the 'Beliebers' attacking Esperanza Spalding. Although this has nothing to do with Biebs directly, he is guilty by association. It appeared that although being disappointed by his double Grammy snub he accepted it and has moved on. His die hard pre-pubescent fan-base on the other hand do not have the maturity or sense to accept that he really is not that good.

Tips for next week
With the Oscars so close, anything could happen in Celebsville, but our top 2 choices for Nadsaq investments are Britney Spears [BRIT]for the long term, and British urban artist, Banksy [BNKS]for a quick turnaround.

Please remember that My Twist News Slap the Penguin just reports the numbers and does not offer personal or professional investing advice. The value of your investments can go down as well as up.

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