Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Dear Tina - Does Size Matter?

Dear Tina,
I am 19 years old, 5 ft 6 and weigh 290lbs. My penis is 4 inches long and 3 inches around when erect. Will it get bigger as I get older? I have heard that losing weight will make it grow. I am concerned that I will be unable to satisfy my girlfriend with it. What can I do?

Please help, Desperate Reader.

Dear Desperate Reader, I am really pleased you wrote to me for help.
My first concern is not with the size of your penis but with your weight. According to your BMI you are considered to be severely obese, which has immediate health concerns, particularly relating to the heart. If you are not already consulting a physician about weight loss then that is definitely your first priority.

David was no Goliath
Even David was no Goliath
Secondly, your penis is probably not going to get any bigger. At 19 years of age, your body is fully developed and your equipment is what it is. Having said that, excess weight on the male body generally exists around the torso, but also other areas collect fatty tissue, including the pubic region. Losing weight will cause these fatty deposits to decrease and make your penis look larger, just the same as shaving the pubic hair does (manscaping).

Third. Size really doesn't matter. There are many ways you can satisfy your girlfriend and finding out what works for her is all part of the fun for both of you.

Finally, thanks for including the picture, and yes I did notice it was to scale. I suggest you get some rubbing alcohol and lint free wipes and clean your scanner.

If you need advice on absolutely anything then email me -Tina.cruris(at)


Agit8r said...

Lets not put the cart before the horse here. As long as you are 5'6" and 290 lbs there would seem to be little concern as to whether or not you are able to satisfy a girlfriend.

On the other hand, when trying to lose weight, it is helpful to have something to keep your hands busy with something other than eating, and 4X3 may not keep them busy enough. I recommend consulting a urologist

Whacking Phoenix said...

The guy above is right. 5'6 290lbs. Satisfying a woman is not something you need to worry about.
Getting a woman should be your first priority, and unless they are blindfolded with their legs tied together, you not gonna achieve that.
It's a vicious circle. Eat too many donuts - get fat - small penis - no where to store extra donuts - eat more donuts

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