Apple bans fart apps from new watch

By +Brad Naylor

Tech giant and fan boy magnet Apple Inc. have surreptitiously banned all fart apps for their new apple watch according to some app developers. For those without imagination, the concept of a fart app is to hide the iPhone close to somebody else and while standing an inconspicuously safe distance away, press a button on the Apple Watch to trigger a fart sound from the iPhone, thus making it appear that the target 'let one rip'.

"Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!" How else would you write a fart sound?

Do vampires really sparkle in sunlight?

By Alexa Rankin

There have been some recent modifications to vampire lore thanks to the popularity of the Twilight books and movies, and TV shows like The Vampire Diaries. You may even say that they have been revamped (I'm not even remotely sorry for that one). The one modern misconception is that vampires are not only able to move around during the daytime, but they sparkle when sunlight hits their body.

Edward Cullen - Brooding with angst and sparkle

Top 10 misheard lyrics - Part 2

By +Ian C

It's been almost 5 years since the last misheard lyrics post, so I figured it was time for a new one. Misheard lyrics are becoming a big thing now with people deliberately inserting the wrong words for comedic effect, rather than enjoying genuine moments of ignorance followed by that gut wrenching epiphany when you realize that you have been singing the wrong words, out loud, in public.

Which musician/group thinks that they are David Spade?

Deadly Nigerian disease just alcohol poisoning

By +Brad Naylor

A mysterious illness is sweeping through the Ode-Irele district of Nigeria, killing 18 people so far. The unknown disease kills it's victims within 24 hours without warning. Those who have been struck down complained of dizziness, blurred vision, vomiting, headache, loss of consciousness and then ultimately death.

Nigeria, don't go there. It's dangerous. If it's not Ebola it's mystery death