Earlier this week a group of scientists specializing in the study of penguins were all excited, congratulating themselves on their recently discovered new species of penguin. They published a report claiming that the discovery was a previously unrecognized variant of the gentoo penguin and it is called Pygoscelis Kerguelensis, since it resides exclusively in the isolation of the Kerguelen Islands, also known as the Desolation Islands, in the southern Indian Ocean.
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| A group of Gentoo Droogs off for a bit of the old ultraviolence |
