I got the short straw for doing the official Slap the Penguin Christmas post this year so here goes. You may notice that I took a more mainstream, some may even say commercial route than in previous years.
|Feel free to print this out and hang it with your other cards|
Thinking of you this Christmas Day,
Hope it's filled with joy and cheer.
Here's a card to show you,
That we don't give a fuck about you for the other 364 days of the year.