Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Fortune Cookie - Green Lantern

by +Alexa Rankin

Fortune cookies in bedI love eating Chinese food, and I love opening the fortune cookies after I am done. I don't know about you, but we always play a game with our fortune cookies after finishing the food. It's actually bad luck to open and read your cookie until everyone is done. First you unwrap and crack open your cookie, then recover the fortune and read it out loud adding the words "in bed" at the end to make the fortune funnier. Mostly this is just moderate entertainment, but sometimes you get one which is really funny.

How did fortune cookie writers get so smart, and how do they know that the fortune will end up in the right hands? Here is the one that I had last weekend.

Fortune Cookie - Green Lantern
Great advice, in or out of bed
Share your funniest or weirdest fortunes with us in the comments section below.

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