Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Mystery Inc. looking for Casey Kasem

By +Tina Cruris

Zoinks! Casey Kasem is missing and Mystery Inc. are on the case. Fred, Daphne, Shaggy, Velma and of course their Great Dane, Scooby Doo were hired by Kasem's daughter Kerri to locate the 82 year old ex-America's Top 10 presenter.

Casey Kasem - Where Are You?
Mystery Inc. - Fred, Velma, Scooby Doo, Shaggy and Daphne
Casey Kasem is suffering from a form of dementia brought on by Lewy body disease and his daughter Kerri has just been named temporary conservator, but nobody knows Mr Kasem's current location. It is believed that Kasem's wife has taken her husband and fled the country in order to avoid the legal decision.

Jinkeys! There is also a possibility that Kasem's wife, Jean, has taken him to the old Indian Reservation which is supposedly haunted by the ghost of Chief Crazy Bull. At some point the gang will split up to investigate and look for clues. "Velma, you go down to the basement with Scooby and Shag", Fred might suggest, "while Daphne and I check out the upstairs (and Shag)."

Hamlet - the other Great Dane
Hamlet - another Great Dane.
As are Beowulf, Brigitte Nielsen and The Little Mermaid
The meddling kids will eventually get to the bottom of things and in a big finale, unmask Jean Kasem in the Native American ghost costume and reunite Casey with his daughters. Rooby Rooby Rooooo!


Shaggy says, "Like Scoob, this 20 layer PB and J and herring and banana and nutella and fried egg and salami and lettuce and tomato and double cheese and oyster and clay and kitten and tonsil and mayo sandwich held together with a gherkin on a cocktail stick will taste really good once I add some mustard and relish"

Shaggy turns his back to retrieve the condiments from the refrigerator...

"Rep, rit rid raste rood, Raggy. Rooby Roooby Roooo!" said Scooby, licking his lips.

[Canned Laughter followed by Closing Credits]

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