Friday, December 7, 2012

Who will play '50 shades' Christian Grey?

Some enormously disappointing news for Chasing Tantrum fans this week, as he has excluded himself from the ever increasing list of hunks thought to be playing the role of Christian Grey in the movie adaptation of E.L. James' steamy novel, 50 Shades of Grey.

Modified 50 Shades book cover
Which actor will have a non-stop S&M sexfest?
32 year old Tatum Channing is the illegitimate lovechild of Grease star Stockard Channing and has quit acting for a while to focus on producing and directing, although many people thought that he quit acting prior to the 2006 dance movie, 'Step Up'.

Other actors shortlisted for the role are Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries), Matt Bomer (Magic Mike) and Henry Cavill (The Tudors/ Man Of Steel). These guys are all fine candidates to play Christian Grey, a dirty old man who seduces, deflowers and corrupts 22 year old Anastasia Steele.

Having sifted through literally hundreds of fan pages and entertainment websites, we have concluded that Paul Reubens (Pee-wee Herman) would be most suited to play Christian Grey in the forthcoming movie, considering he is already kind of grey, and has documented perversions regarding younger women. Pee-wee isn't shy about people judging his sexual performance in a movie theater either, not after the events back in 1991.
Paul Reubens aka Pee-wee Herman
'50 Shades' utilizes some interesting camera angles during sex scenes
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